Part 2:

part 2:

i decided on these pairs, but first these were the people invited:

The whole ADA (with the exception of Naomi who suspiciously had school that day so she could not attend the wedding (ranpo did not want to get disturbed by Tanizaki's sister all over him at his wedding day))

ONE port mafia member, and it was Chuuya (all for the purpose of putting him inside the escape room with Dazai)

some guild members Poe still had contact with (Steinbeck, Lovecraft, Louisa, Lucy, Mark)

and some special division members/others (that being Ango, Sigma, Mushitaro, and Natsume)

there's definitely some rules in the house but the big ones are:

if you have a destructive ability, you can't use it or you're disqualified!

using abilities is allowed, and some specific rooms do need you to use abilities.

at the end of three hours, your room will be unlocked and you won't be allowed to have cake!

okay first off:

- Natsume decides not to take part in the escape room, saying he's a little tired and would instead like to watch side by side with Ranpo and Poe through cameras they placed in the escape room, watching everyone go through the rooms

- Chuuya and Dazai are obviously paired together. i saw in a reblog that someone said "they would do so much better alone but together they just keep bantering and almost lose" and that is the best way i can describe them (Poe thought it was a lovely idea not knowing the history of these people)

- Atsushi was meticulously picked out. instead of picking his pair he probably picked two random names from a bowl full of names and those were Kunikida and Sigma. They arguably carried the escape room and were probably the first ones out after like ~an hour? because of Sigma's ability. this implies either Kunikida or Atsushi was really like "out of everything rn i just really want to know how to get out of here"

- Yosano did not want to take the risk and work with Lovecraft (for an unspecified reason) and went out of her way to pair herself with Kyoka and Tanizaki since she knew at the very least she could get out the escape house with these two people. They are surprisingly helpful and they were like maybe the second or third group to come out the escape house

- then we got the Kenji. We got the Lovecraft. Got the Steinbeck. Kenji befriended them over the time and Lovecraft genuinely maybe appreciated that?? like oh. finally. someone like John. and Steinbeck was happy as fuck too??? like wow! another farmer guy who knows what it's actually like! that's so cool. i don't even care about the cake anymore this guy is great. (this team takes their time, a whole 2 hours and 30 minutes so they're the last group before Chuuya and Dazai come out)

- Lucy, Louisa and Mark selected their team cause they were like "okay. everyone else is in teams but at least we know each other" (Mark said that and Mark honestly just made up an excuse to annoy and banter with lucy while louisa is there, watching) though they do get out. (thanks to louisa's ability she spent like 10 minutes alone in a room when they were done investigating and then she solved it all on her own. they probably took like 2 hours and 17 minutes in the escape room and most of the time was just mark annoying lucy)

- oh and lastly, the two last picked ended up together which was Mushitaro and Ango. Mushi definitely just uses his ability to find evidence while Ango uses his to search through the memories of items and how to use them. Though, they do definitely like have casual chats? say their thoughts, open up while they solve the room together. they emerge the room a little bit closer (thanks wingman ranpo)

- oh, but lastly, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa decided to go alone, not caring about the cake but rather he wanted to test how well he's known ranpo. if he can see which parts are the ones Ranpo designed and which ones were the ones that Poe designed. he takes a long time with this but he does solve the room all on his own and emerges as one of the last at a tally of around 2 hours and 27 minutes.

ranpoe wedding but their after party is an escape room and couples/best friends are paired in a group of 3. they have 3 hours to get out the escape room or else there will be no wedding cake for the loser

(poe and ranpo designed the escape room so its super hard)

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