Unstoppable Force (desire To Not Have Default Settings Hair Color) Vs Immovable Object (fear Of Changing

unstoppable force (desire to not have default settings hair color) vs immovable object (fear of changing my mind precisely three (3) seconds after making a permanent change)

Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe

i just woke up

Girls love me because I am cute and autistic

you think im joking???

the only thing i miss about twitter is the one time i tweeted that “yeah sex is cool but have you tried listening to the Timur Podcast alone in your room?“ and the fuCKING PODCASTER RETWEETED IT