I Need A Submissive And Breedable Catboi To Get Boipreggers With My Barbarian Seed. My Mpreg Boiwife

i need a submissive and breedable catboi to get boipreggers with my barbarian seed. my mpreg boiwife shall bear a legion of neo-scythian yamnaya conquerors with the seed of my hyperborean knot. and together with my strong and lupine sons, my yiff-wombed catamite and i shall revive the prehistoric indo-european empire with fire and sword

I think maybe, hmm, 50-75% of horses’ reputation for extreme fragility is overstated or biased. wild horses have an average lifespan of 15-30 years, which is very respectable for a large ungulate. they have some weird anatomical features, true, but those features function about as well as any other grazing animal’s.

but domestic horses have been removed from the steppe and made to live extremely high-intensity lives. I’d wager that if you made a cow sprint an obstacle course (while giving partial control of its body to a human bouncing around on its back) five times a week for fifteen years, they’d break down in spectacular fashion too.

that’s leaving aside selective breeding for useless or harmful traits, total (and often harmful) changes in feeding habits, confinement in stalls, etc. that pretty much work against all their anatomical quirks. by that measurement, they’re more fragile than other livestock—but that’s our fault, not theirs.

so is the thing where apparently people have trouble telling "affect" and "effect" apart related to how english speakers love to slur all their vowels into an undifferentiated mess or is that a coincidence

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