Remus: I Really Wanted To Kiss You Today.

Remus: I really wanted to kiss you today.

Sirius: Why didn’t you?

Remus, sighing: You were just always talking…

- - -

The next day:

Sirius, completely silent:

James: Woah, this is witchcraft.

Narcissa: We decided that if, Merlin forbid, anything happens to us, we would like regulus to be Draco’s god parent

Regulus: That is great news! Draco! When something horrible happens, you’ll be all mine!

Lucius: It really is an ‘if’ situation-

Regulus, already holding Draco: All mine!

my mom just walked in my room and I quickly closed my laptop and she looked at me funny so I think she thinks I'm doing something illegal like no mom I'm reading fanfiction about dead gay wizards but that would be a very awkward conversation so I'm trying to avoid it thank you very much

ABSOLUTELY

Idc what anyone has to say Dorlene is the hottest/finest/most attractive couple

fight me

marlene 🤝 regulus

having a crush on james potter’s parents

say what you will about dungeon meshi but if i put my full squeamish pussy into gathering each & every bone of my digested girlfriend, painstakingly arranging them, and then using my blood to illegally reconstruct a whole new body for her. only for some preteen monarchist with alexandria's genesis to fucking UNDO all of it in favor of fusing her with the giant lizard that killed her instead. brother you would see me on the news