HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVIATHAN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVIATHAN❗❗

my baby 😭😭😭😭😭

What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it's joke or something

- Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?

- If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.

- “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah. 

- If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?

The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim. It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it.Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.

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holy fuck, that hits hard

185 pages through the sunshine court and I can safely conclude that Jean and Jeremy are just solangelo

So we've seen,

How Levi got Henry 1.0

How Lucifer got Cerberus

How Satan started liking cats

Mammon & crows when, Solmare?

Edit:

Actually, I've got this one covered for you solmare

English insults simply can't compare to Hindi ones.

Like, genuinely, the difference between "Fuck you!!" and "Saale teri aukaad mere jooton ke zameen se bhi neeche hai limit me rehle"

(translation: You bastard, you're worth less than the earth under my shoes, stay within your limits)