Ok So I'm Going To Try Out Taking Requests But It May Take A While (...if I Get Requests) Because I'm

ok so I'm going to try out taking requests but it may take a while (...if I get requests) because I'm not that good of a writer. I will try though

jean moreau really said battered housewife but make it cunt.

what.

(spoilers for TSC)

185 pages through the sunshine court and I can safely conclude that Jean and Jeremy are just solangelo

What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it's joke or something

- Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?

- If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.

- “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah. 

- If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?

The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim. It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it.Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.

My hand slipped and I drew the Trojans! I’m so in love with these characters and I will most likely be drawing them again a billion times! I drew them as I envisioned them in my head, so if it’s wrong with any descriptions or something please let me know !

my math teacher brought up parallel lines.

The inherent ache of parallel lines

Yearning, aching to be together and yet being unable-unwilling?-to reach out, old lovers too bitter to reconcile, lovers doomed to be apart till infinity.

Perhaps they'll find each other in another life?

(I accidentally misspelled too haha)