Ah Yes. This Is My Good Friend Johnathan And His Wife Mina And Her Wife Lucy And Her Three Husbands

Ah yes. This is my good friend johnathan and his wife Mina and her wife Lucy and her three husbands

I am cycling so fast through my interests from the start of the pandemic.

 unbeknownst to my poor dear parents, I will once again not shut the fuck up about a 200 year old book.

look im loving dracula daily as much as the next person but i am absolutely LOOSING MY SHIT over how the castle is described in the book, especially the may 5th update. 

If you didn’t know, Dracula’s castle is/based on the real place Bran’s Castle in Romania.

Guys this castle is on a fucking cliff.

Johnathan described his arrival at castle drac as having a courtyard “of considerable size”, and right as he exited the carriage, being right next to the entrance. 

You want to know what the ACTUAL entrance of Bran’s castle looks like???

FUCKING. THIS.

ITS A STEAP ASS STAIRCASE 

NO COURTYARD IN SITE

Honestly there’s probably an issue regarding his super fancy octagonal room next to a dining hall but I don’t care enough to analyze blueprints and photos of the castle’s interior to find out.

Hello Tumblr people Ive returned with silly lil ocs me and my friends made

Brown hair guy is from @fullyfazed

wow danny what great decorating choices! perfect for a childrens hospital :) (ecto version below cut)

At long last. Danno has been obtained.