functionaldisaster - Mostly confused
Mostly confused

I'm definitely a mess, but I do get things done. Lived at least 21 years. Expect a bit of everything here. Not too active, uni's attempting to tear my head off. p.s. I'm broke, if you send a personal message asking for money it's a block on sight.

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I Just Had A Very Soft Thought. Imagine Having Trouble Sleeping Due To Feeling Unsafe And Asking One

I just had a very soft thought. Imagine having trouble sleeping due to feeling unsafe and asking one of the Makers to hold you till you fall asleep, only to wake up another day in their hands.

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2 years ago

So for day 27 of inktober "Flesh and bone" I did some meandering of what our skelly (Mad) Smith looked like when he still had flesh. I'd imagine him being older than Eidard chronologically and possessing a lot of equipment which has been lost after abyssal forge and banishment incident.

So For Day 27 Of Inktober "Flesh And Bone" I Did Some Meandering Of What Our Skelly (Mad) Smith Looked

It's such a shame we get so little of him in game.

Prompts by @another-darksiders-blog

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2 years ago

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.


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2 years ago

Elie the big rat who makes all the rules

My followers when they see me online-

Elie The Big Rat Who Makes All The Rules
2 years ago

Yees yeet mee

Not to spoil the first chapter of Eden’s Heir or toot my own horn but I am dying at this fckn scene I just wrote

Strife meeting you for the first time:

Not To Spoil The First Chapter Of Edens Heir Or Toot My Own Horn But I Am Dying At This Fckn Scene I

War meeting you for the first time:

Not To Spoil The First Chapter Of Edens Heir Or Toot My Own Horn But I Am Dying At This Fckn Scene I
2 years ago

Using slang from all past ages, confusing angelic schoolars which one is relevant now.

I just realised that if a coexistence ending did end up happening, there would be so many cases of ‘updog’ ‘dragon’ and ‘ligma’ 😔 the other races never stood a chance

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I feel like each individual human would have a favourite species to tease.

reboot this with who you’d mess with and how you’d get ‘em.

I’d fuck with angels by slipping a sexual innuendo into every tight little sentence.