I Have Bad Messmer Brainrot, My One Friend Tells Me To Act On Urge To Write Pretty Lewd Fanfic And By

I have bad Messmer brainrot, my one friend tells me to act on urge to write pretty lewd fanfic and by other friend tries to keep me sane, but urges are slowly winning, help me.

I was watching JK Leeds video about cosplaying as Micolash and I noticed how both Mico and Gideon are this annoying, player-type boss that is scholar/smart type guy, but ultimately ends up as a joke (even if character is also cruel as all shit). I didn't finish yet Sekiro, DS1, DS3 and didn't even start DS2, so I don't know, if that type of boss shows up often (my brother took PS4 from me and all those games are too expensive for me now on PC, rip). So...

Personally, I think Gideon, because in the end, Micolash at least was able to achieve his actual goal (commune with Great Ones), even if he ended up as dead loser. Like, my man is so insane, you cannot say to him he's idiot, because he's too occupied with being simp for Kos. Gideon? This moron wants to fight person who literally beat literal Death, wtf he thinks, he's doing? But tell me your propaganda, lol.

Lies of P's DLC inspired by Bloodborne?

Okay, I need to ramble, because it was on my brain for a while now, but since it's almost a year after release of the Lies of P, I have to say something. So, we know, there will be Lies of P DLC and we saw it will have some connections to sea/ships (origin of Krat, it was mentioned, Krat originated as fishing hamlet). But, I was thinking, what if there was another DLC, but Bloodborne one? Like, a lot of people noticed that Bloodborne and Lies of P could potentially be in the same universe and Krat could exist in times similar to Bloodborne's (or at least, their existences would overlap, as Yharnam seems to be more gothic than victorian/modern than Krat) and both games have some pretty important puppet/doll. And here is my idea for DLC- Yharnam and Krat being not so far away from each other and researchers of Krat finding burnded down, abandoned Yharnam. Last time, anyone had any contact with Yharnam was like, 50-60 years ago. Any traces of Old Blood, Hunters or Great Ones wiped out, or at the very least, those traces which could lead to contact with such things. But, anyone who is fragile to energy from Ergo, will definitely feel that something is wrong in this town- and especially, that something is wrong with one, quite pretty doll found in an abandoned tower... Through Doll, I imagine our dear loser Simon Manus would enter dream of Great One, of our ascended Hunter- let's say, his ambitions to become god would be set and so, meeting actual deity would be like going to Disneyland for him, especially since our Hunter would be quite nice to him, after all, even as ascended creature, they lack contact with other humans and also they crave child, so guy with daddy issues is like perfect thing for them. Of course, Simon's ambition is too big and he disrespects/hurts/betrays Hunter in some way in his search for power and now, the cycle of violence continues-Hunter's Dream becomes Hunter's Nightmare and Simon keeps Hunter locked in that hellhole Arche Abby with Sophia. Hunter reaches to Sophia, since she is Listener and probably would be able to hear literal God calling for help in the room next to her and would ask P to also help Hunter as having God as friend would be quite useful (and because she's good person). Somewhere in between this, Doll is send to Geppetto, so he could give her sturdy frame, as Hunter would want their best friend/caretaker to see world outside Dream and Doll ends up on journey to try and understand herself, maybe becoming help to P in some way, like being summon or at least giving him some OP hunter's weapon (maybe he would get from her Burial Blade or Rakuyo). This is really simplistic look at my thoughts, there's a lot of details, but I need to study chemistry, so lol, I'll add some more on the topic later.

Extremely polish meme xd My bro and I are both playing LoP and he hates these four so much. He called them the names of some supermarket's mascots that were a meme a couple years ago and I had do this shit.

Królik na GMO- Rabbit fed GMO Usiądź na Dupie- Sit on your ass

Hunter: As a Great One, now I posses unlimited knowledge and insight! I can finally see, where is my brother and what he's been up to. Meanwhile Tarnished: *playing as malewife for Messmer* Hunter: ... oh, so he actually LIKES men. That feeling, when you needed goodhod to discover your bro's sexual orientantion.

My friend did this Cartoon Network color thing with her OC, so I decided to do the same. And, because it's Mother's Day in Poland, I drew MILF. My discord server chose the worst MILF for me, lol.