Michael Seeing Himself Dressed As Balloon Boy In His Dad's 'family Shrine'

Michael seeing himself dressed as Balloon Boy in his dad's 'family shrine'

I found out my blogs been put on tumigr which is not so slay of them :/

into the forest

As an Asexual it should be no surprise Im bad at Chemistry

What is the most 'florida man' weird shit you've ever seen/heard/encountered that just makes you go 'yup, its all true'?

ehhhm, so i was reading Florida Man headlines to my folks before work one morning, and me and my mom were laughing and my dad was half-asleep.

i got to "florida man charged with assault after fight over being denied entry to a strip club for carrying a kitten." i paraphrase, but you get it.

and me and my mom were like, "why would you take a kitten to the strip club to begin with?"

still half-asleep, but not missing a beat, "so you can tell the strippers, 'you can pet my pussy if i can pet yours,'" comes from the pile of blankets representing my father.

a man, born and raised in florida.

okay gonna start discussion which was better the first or second grand galloping gala outfits?