Guide To Noir VLIVEs

Guide To Noir VLIVEs

I assume no normal person would want to watch hour long lives without understanding anything but as we all know, I’m not a normal person so I hope you find my efforts useful! 

Note 1: I’m gonna update this list as I watch more and more and as they’re doing new lives

Note 2: Noir is under a curse named bad internet connection so “part 1, 2″ refers to those cases when connection was cut, “video 1,2 etc” refers to completely different videos

Subbed:

Noir’s first time on vlive part 1 | part 2

Noir showing and explaining their signatures part 1 | part 2

One month since debut

Just communicating with fans

Talking about their trip to China & folding paper roses for coming of age day (i swear you could learn so much about their personalities from this one)

Car washing (iconic, must watch)

Not subbed, all of them: 

Noir art class part 1 | part 2

Noir mukbang (food bought by the CEO)

On the way home

Reporter Hoyeon in the waiting room

Noir’s brain structure part 1 | part 2

Noir playing rhythm games part 1 | part 2 (subs won’t make much of a difference)

Noir playing blowing games (idk how to explain but you’ll understand if you watch it, please watch it I have tears in my eyes from laughing)

Karaoke (subs won’t save you from this whole mess)

Noir playing telepathy games

Noir playing more telepathy games

Noir playing word guessing games

Noir’s psychology game (I beg someone translate this, they’re talking about the important things and I can’t understand sdjfslfjsd)

Noir attempting to communicate with fans but just being a mess by themselves

Picnic at Han River

Soccer ball juggling competition

Noir playing badminton part 1 (it started raining so they had to pause the live and wait until the rain stops lmao) | part 2

They’re playing Twister

Noir telling ghost stories part 1 | part 2 (now this is especially fun to watch if you don’t understand Korean because you won’t get scared but you can watch them freak out and scaring each other)

Noir Game Zone (but 80% of this is just hitting each other with the toy hammer)

Noir giving spoilers for the Topgun comeback

Airplane Mode comeback live (fanchant guide, Gift dance practice) part 1 | part 2

Noir reacting to Airplane Mode mv

After Simply K-Pop prerecording

Not much, just communicating with fans

Noir at Han River after performing on Cultwo Show Radio Concert

Noir playing part 1 | part 2

On the way home, be careful not to catch a cold!!!!

Seunghoon’s designer studio: our fashionable leader designing clothes - originally, but mostly just being very boyfriend material, video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4 | video 5

Yeonkuk & Yunsung’s mukbang: how to be very extra while eating, video 1 | video 2 | video 3

Yeonkuk’s Playlist: I have no idea what this is supposed to be about but Yeonkuk!! video 1

Minhyuk & Yunsung cooking: please don’t give Yunsung a knife, video 1 

World Cup Commentary with Junyong: I know it’s not his solo v but it might as well be; video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4

Junyong & Siha’s karaoke: video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4

Siheon’s art class: basically, Siheon drawing caricatures of the members (he’s actually good at drawing) video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4

Hoyeon’s dance class: kpop dance tutorials, he’s a great teacher!! BTS - Fake Love | Seventeen - Oh My! | BTS - Idol | Noir - Airplane Mode | Monsta x - Shoot Out

Minhyuk’s challenges: him doing challenges, it’s funny, he’s so stupid and doesn’t know how to give up, challenge 1 | challenge 2: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | challenge 3

Daewon’s experiments: this painfully reminds me of Minhyuk’s challenges tbh; video 1: part 1 | part 2, video 2

Daewon is a poet: Daewon writing cheesy poems, video 1: part 1 | part 2 | part 3  | video 2

Individual content switch (Minhyuk, Yeonkuk and Yunsung drew their original content):

Content evaluation and switching

Siha is a poet

Daewon’s dance class (BTS - Anpanman)

Seunghoon’s art class

Junyong & Siheon’s karaoke: part 1 | part 2

Hoyeon’s designer studio (THIS IS WHERE HE STARTED MAKING THE IRON MAN MASK!!!!!!!!!!)

Events:

100 days with Noir part 1 | part 2

200 days with Noir

Halloween (2018)

Pepero Day (2018)

After Daewon’s CSAT 

Birthdays:

Seunghoon’s birthday (2018)

Yunsung’s birthday (2018)

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

reblog and tag which ateez member you are. i got yunho

the many faces of yang siha

THINGS TO BE WARY OF: THE MOMO CHALLENGE

I just heard of this from my brother, whose children are terrified of it. It’s so grotesque.

So essentially, this “Momo Challenge” made its way onto YouTube Kids videos (much like the self harm one you might’ve seen going around). In the same manner, it comes up about halfway through a video, when parents are more than likely not paying attention, and tells the kid they can’t tell anyone about the challenges or their friends/family/themselves will be killed or seriously hurt. Then it gets into the challenges.

They start out simple. Break a toy, make a mess of your room, etc. But then they gwt more and more disturbing. Things like self harm and suicide make their way into the challenges, once the kids have become invested.

And I need to stress this: they aren’t allowed to mention this to anyone under threat of harm or death to the people they love.

My niece burst into tears when my brother asked. My nephew, who’s 13, was scared out of his mind and begged my brother to drop it, because he can’t talk about it.

My brother is cutting his kids off from YouTube, and if you have children, I strongly suggest you do the same. YouTube Kids is no longer safe. Period.

Even if you don’t have kids, please, by god, reblog and share. People are ending their lives. They’re scared senseless. YouTube needs to own up and do something, and until then we need to protect the children.