If The Losers Had Superpowers:

If the Losers had superpowers:

First thing first, Pennywise died and they are friends as adults because I said so

There's some accident that they were in and boom, they have powers, idc about plot

They're like 26-28 when it happens

Bev can create/control fire, you're hair is winter fire

Ben has the power of empathy, he can feel others emotions and has the power to make people calm when he touches them

Richie has super speed, his energetic ass had ADHD and he's always moving

Bill has the power of healing, that way he can help and no one has to die like Georgie did

Mike can transform into any animal he wishes, all the time on the farm gave him a connection to the animals

Eddie can read minds, now he will always know when someone is lying to him

Stan can create a force field, it will protect him and anyone behind, he's the one that keeps the group safe

They totally become superheros

Richie wanted to use his power for personal gain but Bev set him on fire and he changed him mind

Eddie refuses to wear those stupid outfits and Stan agrees so they have somewhat normal looking costumes

Eddie has so much gossip on the others he totally uses it for blackmail, but he would never actually tell them

Mike often transforms into any adorable animal when he feels as if he's loosing and argument

Richie consumes so much food because he burns so many calories, they almost go broke trying to feed him

Stan often creates a field around Richie that is sound proof when he wants him to shut up

Ben is always afraid of touching others, he feels as if he's invading their pricacy, Eddie feels the same

Later they both learn to control it and often have conversations about their powers together

Eddie totally discovered his powers by reading Richies mind on acident

This is also how they got together because Richie was thinking of Eddies ass at the time

Stan saved Patty from some muggers, but if we're being honest he just helped because she was totally kicking their assets on her own

She then asks him for coffee and he shuts down because a cute girl asked him out

Patty and Richie weirdly get along and it concerns Stan

Sometimes Mike will turn into a cat and curl up on Bills lap, he is the only one blessed with this gift

Bill is never sick and is always taking in animals that are injured to heal, Mike enjoys watching

Bill kisses Mike and then proceeds to run away and completely disappears for three days

When he comes back they fuck

Ben touches Bev once and is suddenly overcome with the feeling of love and it takes him a week to confront her about it

The love was for him and they date from that point on

Beverly has a fireplace in her room, she's also never cold

Bill almost revels his secret identity once after he accidently healed a child's broke arm in a Taco Bell at 3am

Anyway, send me IT headcanons

we fucking on the autopsy table tonight

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stan gets migraines and he gets episodes where all he can do is lay on the cold, wooden floor to try and stop the room from spinning and the throbbing in his head.

he gets episodes where he cant leave his house, hell, he only leaves his room if he has to. and the losers feel so bad for him. they want to help but they have no idea how.

bev brings him a warm mug of broth to sip on when he cant keep any food down. ben makes him a playlist of soothing white noise sounds to help quiet the pounding in his head. eddie places a cold compress to his head, to dull the throbbing and makes sure he takes his medications. bill makes sure that hes comfortable, that hes not too hot or too cold, helps him find a way to deal with the hot flashes he gets. mike helps him move around, get to the bathroom to brush his teeth or shower or go downstairs to eat something. richie keeps him company when hes bored. its the one time richie is actually quiet, though that doesnt stop him from telling bad jokes and using shitty voices

stan always thanks them, tries to find a way to repay them but the losers dont need anything, reassuring him that hes their friends and thats what friends do

The Losers Club as Text Posts

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

Stan: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Bill: …I did. I broke it.

Stan: No. No you didn’t. Richie?

Richie: Don’t look at me. Look at Ben.

Ben: What?! I didn’t break it.

Richie: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Ben: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Richie: Suspicious.

Ben: No it’s not!

Mike: If it matters, probably not, but Eddie was the last one to use it.

Eddie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Mike: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Eddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Mike!

Bill: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Stan.

Stan: No! Who broke it!?

Ben: Stan…Beverly’s been awfully quiet.

Beverly: REALLY?![Everyone starts arguing]

Stan: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I hope you wake up early enough in the morning to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself.