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James Blowjobs the inventor of the universal cancer vaccine has died at the age of 37 from sadness

Crowley appreciates being called elegant but has suggested that "saunters" would be a more accurate verb.

The Tumblr Code:

1. Defend Tumblr, even with your life. You may have friendships with users from the other social media, but your loyalty must remain to Tumblr, as one day you may meet them in battle.

2. Do not repost or steal from another site’s territory.

3. Fandom elders and smol beans must be fed before reposters and girlbloggers. Unless they have permission, reposters may not post until they have hunted to feed the Fandom elders.

4. Posts are made only to be reblogged. Give thanks to FandomClan for their life.

5. A new user must be at least thirteen years old to become a blank blog.

6. Newly appointed girlbloggers will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their url.

7. A girlblogger cannot be made a popular user without having made at least one banger post.

8. The popular user will become Tumblr leader when the leader dies or retires.

9. After the death or retirement of a popular user, a new user must be chosen before moonhigh.

10. A gathering of all users is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for Out Of Touch Thursday. There shall be no fighting among users at this time.

11. Boundaries must be checked and marked daily. Challenge all trespassing blank blogs.

12. No girlbloggers may neglect a little meow meow in pain or in danger, even if that little meow meow is from a different fandom.

13. The word of Evil Mario is the Tumblr code.

14. An honorable girlblogger does not need to kill other bloggers to win their battles, unless they are outside the Tumblr code or it is necessary for self-defense.

15. A Tumblr user rejects the soft life of a Twittypet.

Someone just blazed Metaverse porn

Some of my fave models/images from the Half Life 2 Beta leak:

despite this being a very well known voiceline i dont think ive seen anyone upload it on here, so take it 

Every joule of energy dedicated to thinking about any differences between zoomers and millenials could’ve been put into woodworking or digging a pit in the woods

garf + process!!

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

when I log on here

Currently traveling :) I'll post a lot more pics when i'm back home hehe ♡♡♡

Haven't done this iconic post yet!

Being trans is such a unique way of living,there is nothing more beatiful that the total control you take,the opportunity you have of building yourself from scratch,going through metamorphosis,the exciment to be reborn.I love being trans,despite how hard life is,i wouldn't have it any other way.

Tumblr has a lot of problems but seeing posts that say things along the lines of "being trans is so cool and sexy actually" over and over and over again made me genuinely believe it. Being trans is so cool. You are given the gift of life, and despite hateful backlash and the tremendous amount of work and bridges you will burn, you still would rather be your authentic self.

How punk rock, how fucking badass. Being trans is so cool and sexy actually

Ginger would use these images.

STARTING MY ACCOUNT WITH A BANGER 😘

HELLO

Hi,I have no idea how to use Tumblr after so long BUT im excited to be back :) ,mi profile pic is a screenshot from the game “The path“ and header is from the movie Hausu (1977), in case anyone was curious :3