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Todos tienen sus propias preocupaciones
eyes without a face
TNMN comic 2: Orcus: The origins
Chaugnar, Zoth and Yan Luo are depicted as hanging out a lot. But honestly, I could've put any other two characters and the joke would have been the same.
I hc that Yan Luo found this absolute wet piece of toast of a zombie in a random place, brought him home, gave him a warm meal and wrapped him in a blanket (basically adopted him) without no one noticing for like 3 months. They eventually fell in love but that's not important rn
EDIT: Moved Izanami to "Oscilates between two or more" since now that I have exposed her backstory. I imagine that after she was done with her revenge, she was left like "What now?" since she never had beef with humanity in general, just those awful people that killed her. So now, I think she also works on a sort of contract like Chaugnar?? Like you can summon her if you want revenge on somebody but obviously, she doesn't work out of charity, she taxes you and if you don't pay up, your face will be on the line. So, we can say that she's between "neutral" and "have some relation with humans".
TNMN tier list!
The Nightmares Edition: Do they hate humans?
Explanations under the cut:
Would like to see humanity crumble to dust in the palm of their hands
Shub Niggurath and Xezbet Xerbeth: Is nothing personal, they would say. But if humanity disappeared tomorrow they would celebrate. Big time. You know what they said: The best moment was in the past and the second best one is TODAY. Mind you, according to Shub, she feels that Xezbet doesn't even try to work towards his goal because he thinks he already won.
Would like to see humans in agonizing pain
Abducius Morail and Teutates Taranis: Between the two, Teutates is certainly the most merciful, he kills quick and he kills en masse. Abducius on the other hand, likes to take his time and make sure people FEEL something. Basically, quality vs quantity.
Wouldn't kill (Unless they want to)
Exael Lanithro, Yan Luo Wang Diyu and Ah Puch Xilbalbá: Exael can certainly be... an experience, he always reassures to his victims that whatever he does is purely professional; when he's not torturing humans, you can hear his thoughts echo throughout the torture chamber, they can either be calming and interesting or the most disturbing shit you have ever heard. Only kills when he is bored with his victims, but he's usually quick with that one. Yan Luo is the same as Exael, whatever she does is purely professional, she doesn't meddle feelings, or at least she tries to; because there have been people in which she has taken their lives away from them because they had provoked her wrath. Ah Puch as being as rowdy and uncontrolled as he is, to him, what matters most in the art of bone breaking is who actually deserves it, which to him is most everyone tbh; with some people a broken arm is enough punishment while others need to have their skulls smashed.
Neutral
Anazareth Anazarel, Chaugnar Faugn, Drugia Fleuretty, Izanami Yomi: Anazareth honestly couldn't care less about humans, but she does act like she's above them. Chaugnar holds nothing against humans, but his job goes above everything and his word is sacred. Drugia, more than evil, she's naughty, she just loves to mess with people, she doesn't hate anybody but to her, free entertainment is more important. Izanami is very lax and only targets certain people, if you aren't in her radar of victims, she simply doesn't give a shit about you.
Have some relation with humans
Quachil Uttaus, Yog Sothoth: Quachil is often the one that observes from afar but that doesn't mean she has never come in contact with the human realm, she's multidimensional and somewhat omnipresent after all. With that being said, she acts more vigilante than anything, and brings misfortune to anybody that she deems fit, yes, even people who have been previously spared from it. Yog has had the tendency to follow Barbatos around in his huntings and Barbatos, as to "make this guy useful for once" often uses him as bait to lure humans towards him. When he's not "working" with Barbatos, he often goes around terrorizing random people (kinda like Drugia) but when he needs to eat, he holds no barrens.
Interested in human life
Ishtar Ereskigal, Lilith Lilitu Lilit, Barbatos Barrabam: Ishtar is quite knowledgeable in human history and has extensively studied great historical plagues along the years; she knows where to hit humans. Lilith, being an undead and having previously lived among humans, she knows how do deal with them, what scares them what they like and how to approach them. Barbatos is pretty close to humans, as his job so dictates, so he had his fair share of experiences with humans; but he would be lying if he said that he has never given second chances to humans or listened and participated in their conversations.
LOVES Humans
Dagda Crom Cruach and Zoth Ommog: Dagda tends to hang around a lot in farm houses, the taller the grass/wheat/corn fireld, the better. He likes to see humans living their lives, even after being born from tragedy. Of course, he doesn't let himself get caught by people, the few times he has gotten caught, he terrifies everyone with no exception. Zoth is uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... he likes humans, he thinks they are all just a bunch of funky little dudes and stuff. If you wanted to join and assist in any of his rituals, he would gladly let you participate (even if you were one of the preparations for the rituals); other than that, if he REALLY likes you, you might get extra priviledges around the Astral Circle or he might give you the praying mantis treatment, whatever he feels like doing.
Oscillates between two or more
Nyogtha Z'mog and Orcus Dis Pater: Their stories can't get more complicated™. Nyogtha being the victim of a particularily gruesome death when she was a human and after she was revived through very unethical methods, she was initially on the very top tier and was helbent on having humans die for once and for all. Eventually, the more she dealt with human graves, the more she was able to see herself in some of their deaths and helped her regain some humanity. With time, her hatred died down and is now more neutral towards humans. Orcus bears a really fluctuated view on humans, he switches from absolute undridled hatred to infautation on a whim, nobody is sure onto why he suffers from such changes, Chaugnar has speculated something regarding a past life but nobody knows for sure. Most of the the time he can be found in the "Have some relation with humans" tier.
I usually don't like my headcanons to hit too close home (my home, mind you), I want them to feel relatable but not expose too much of myself.
This is why in spite of me having autism, I don't hc a lot of characters having autism. I don't feel comfortable with putting said thing out there.
WIth that being said, with my very much recent obssession with TNMN, I feel a little more willing to work with this, probably because the characters are pretty much a blank slate.
After some careful analysis, I very personally think that if there's gotta be someone in the apartment with autism, those would be three tenants:
Robertsky Peachman, Dr. W. Afton and Rafttellyn Cappucin.
Why them? Due to how I have characterized them (even though I haven't posted about them, but I do write. I just don't publish them.) I have been able to see some characteristics about them that just scream "THEY HAVE THE 'TISM (AND SO DO I)!" but I mean... its the 50s, of course they don't know, and most probably, will die without them knowing...
And as all cases of autism, they all have stark differences between them and how autism manifests, and sameness too!
They are all on the "high functioning" spectrum. (mind you, I DO know this term is not accurate and outdated but this is what I grew up with and what I have experienced, ok? Don't bite me on the throat)
All of them are bad at socializing: Robertsky is too blunt, Afton is too uninterested and Rafttellyn is too shy.
They all have their own fixations: Robertsky with shoemaking and peaches, Afton has the math and science autism and Rafttellyn loves collecting dolls and figurines.
They have their own mannerisms and stuff:
Robertsky loves the repetitive sound and motion of sinking the nails on the shoe. He will get angry if you cut his peaches, he has to bite them, always starting with the right side. Too dense, which makes him prone to not knowing if someone insulted or fucked over him. Robertsky has the tendency to observe people's shoes and thinking what type of maintenance they could need, sometimes he has even gone directly to people going like "your shoes look rank!" and then having Albertsky drag him out of the scene while apologizing akwardly before things escalate.
Afton, well, he's a bit like Sheldon Cooper: Stiff and often very serious to the point is funny. He likes having all his things in place, very perfectionist and feels like a failure for the slightest deviation (probably a mix of autism and asian tiger parenting). Like Roberstky, can't read too deep into people, which makes him suceptible to manipulation (thing that his boss gladly used against him :'/). Lines up things with the lines of the flooring, he has had to learnt that some things in the apartment are not symmetrical and will not line up, basically had to condition himself into ignoring these things around them or he will have a meltdown. Likes to mix his food, even things that aren't ideal to mix, once he mixed american biscuits into his coffee while Mia looked at him in absolute horror.
Rafttellyn can only have purses and bags with straps, she just likes to cling and hold onto her things. She wears gloves, not only as a fashion statement but because touching things with her bare hands all the time just feels wrong. As I mentioned, she collects dolls and figurines, she has a name for all of her dolls and can recite them from head to toe, she's usually very mousy, but if you give her leeway to talk about them, she will talk your ear off. Often too reserved to the point she gives Francis a run for his money, but has had to learn how to mask it (as if women with autism weren't often more prone to masking enough), she's extremely grateful that Alf has been there to help her open up more to people instead of giving up on her and treating her like an impossible case.
(oh god I gotta tag these mfers again don't I?)
Uuuuuhhhh pretty self explainatory board but I do got l o r e to share:
USED TO BE HUMAN (AND HOW THEY BECAME WHAT THEY ARE NOW)
-Abducius and Exael share a relatively similar story of origin (almost the same as Pinhead, the character that Exael was based of). Unlike Abducius, Exael never came to terms or a developed a sense of enjoyment over what happened to him and what he does for a living.
-Izanami was the camarographer of a modeling agency. She used to be constantly abused by her peers due to her appearence. Was the victim of an accidental death. One day they went too far with their tasteless pranks and while these people didn't kill her immediately, she did die from he injuries and so she swore she would get them and make them look as ugly as they considered her.
-Yog used to be a normal, regular child with a human mother. That was until her mother was brutalized by a vampire. The vampire, seeing the child, decided to spare him by turning him into one of his kind. Of course, Yog doesn't remember any of this as he was just in that age of barely being able to speak. He has these mysterious glimpses and memories that he finds no explanation for.
-Lilith and Nyogtha were victims of murder by horde for different reasons. Nyogtha, was killed under suspicion of witchcraft/voodoo, she didn't only get killed but also got cut in many parts. To add insult to injury, her corpse got robbed by a scientist and was revived through unethical methods (as if exhuming and stealing her body wasn't bad enough), turning her into a flesh golem. Lilith does come from a lineage of witches, her mom is one. After being swindled and left in disgrace by an ex, she set herself on her mind to hex the guy (but didn't quite bring herself to do it). The guy started to experience bad luck and blamed it on Lilith. One day, while visiting her mother, along with Anazareth (they were already living in the apartment) a furious crowd came for her and her mother and the two got killed while Anazareth was out buying something. Anazareth, as a last resource, came to Yog and asked him to turn her into a vampire, which worked and now Lilith is a vampiress witch.
-Drugia used to be human a very, VERY long time ago, she was interested in the oniric world and the human mind, an intellectual that secretly feasted on these topics (secretly, because god forbid she, a lower class woman was ever literate). Eventually, she created a method that could allow her to really get into this metaphysical dream world, and it worked! It worked too well... She doesn't even remember when she started or stopped being a human, but that doesn't matter anymore, she trascended her body/humanity and was out of bounds with the human world, she could do whatever.
IMITATES HUMANS
Ah Puch has a very human looking body, but then you realize that he is more solid and way more heavy than a human, this is why he's such brickwall. It doesn't affect him, more than it, it helps him with his job.
Teutates, aside from his sharp teeth, green-ish skin and generally reptiloid appearence he has a very normal human anatomy, at least externally.
Yan Luo can adopt almost any shape that she wants, but she sticks to the usual. Anatomically speaking, she's very much conventionally human, except for the fact that she is very light and solid (no organs, no bones, nothing).
Anazareth is half human half demon. Got her demon side from her father while her mother was a regular human. She is way stronger than the average human, has more stamina too. Also, needs less sustenance, she doesn't eat a lot or as often but a complete meal can keep her going for a long while and sleep is reduced.
WERE NEVER HUMAN
Quachil is an angel but even then, the form she has now is not her final form.
Xezbet is a vague, evil entity that decided to steal the appearence of a medieval french monk during the 15th century.
Shub and Ishtar are corrupt godly figures more than anything, used to be nicer and ONLY caused famine/brought plagues when they were displeased or disrespected. Now, they just... do it because they can.
Chaugnar is a mysterious figure, an entity forgotten by time. Possibly came as a mockery to certain other figures throughout history, leading people astray with the premises of his cult and yet, humans still come to him.
Barbatos is a species of demon. Like Anazareth, displays superhuman strenght and stamina, but unlike her, he needs A LOT of food to keep going (since he burns it off constantly) and needs regular sleep.
Dagda is a scarecrow, a doll, looks vaguely human. Is only alive because of grieveous energy leftovers.
UNKNOWN
Orcus and Zoth... Both were speculated to be humans in the past but also, they don't truly possess any... indicatives that this might be the case. Maybe there could be a possibility Orcus was a human, but Zoth? They are blank, and Zoth doesn't even seem to remember much. Where could he come from?
Ok but... what if the Masked Clown guy is Oswald Keppler's son?
@tothepointofinsanity
♡ Sayaka Miki (Madoka Magica) - FREEing
BABE, WAKE UP NEW COPYPASTA JUST DROPPED!
⚠️WARNING⚠️
Contains swear words, content may be offensive to some people ❗️❗️❗️
I don't really know where the real source of the photo is because I found it on Pinterest :(
If anyone knows please help me
Yeah, some btch I met on Tumblr acted like they was "sPecIaL" 🥺😫✨️ by saying they didn't like our man 🙄
I can't take it anymore !
And hey !! They're like " oMg 😱!!! I'M dIfFeReNt fRoM OtHeR gIrlS beCaUsE i dOn'T lIkE miLkMaN LiKe tHeM 😇😊🥰😍🤩😘😚☺️😜🤪😝😏🥵🥶🤯🥺😭😱😨😰 !!!"
"oH No🥶 !! hE 🤯iS sO 🤧AnNoYinG😡 ThaT mAkE sLoWs🥱 dOwN my inTeRnEt sPeeD 😨😭"
"A bUnCH oF gUlLiBlE fAngIrlS 🙄😒🫤😨"
"hE kiNdA nOthInG bUrGer FoR me 🤯🥵🥶😭😱😨"
💔...
Hey, Francis..he didn't do anything wrong....
Why do they hate this poor guy ?..
LIKE STFU !!! YOUR PICK ME !!! ARE YOU TOO FREE TO HATE MILKMAN !?!!?
AND MILKMAN FANS HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU BUT YOU'RE GOING CRAZY ON HERE !!!
Ah !! I REPEAT AGAIN !!! THIS FANDOM IT'S BUILT UP BY MILKMAN AND HIS FANS THAT WE HAVE THE STANDING WE HAVE TODAY !! OTHERWISE YOU GUYS COULDN'T BE TREASONABLE NOW !!!
Yes, you can call me rude !!
I'm just protecting my man !
I can't stand by and watch he get criticized !!
The haters loser 😒🙄
Wannabe
STOOOOOP 🤣💀
tnmn characters with full body (except clown because they already clown with full body in actual game.)
If she were a 00s kid, she would 100% love her pink Nintendo ds lite
same energy as this meme:
tnmn characters with full body (except clown because they already clown with full body in actual game.)