My Robertsky & Albertsky Headcanons!

My Robertsky & Albertsky headcanons!

I just started liking Albertsky due to Robertsky’s (or Peach Peach’s) influence on me, and so, here are some of my headcanons I give to these two!

The Peachmans, the Mario & Luigi of TNMN!

Robertsky Peachman

Robertsky Peachman is taller than Albertsky, but is younger as well

Robertsky has a heavy body type

Robertsky is smart, but gets distracted easily. He’s somewhat airheaded.

Robertsky is unaware of his Peach doppelgänger

He obviously loves peaches, but enjoys watermelon a lot as well

Like his brother, he’s amazing at being a shoemaker

Albertsky Peachman

Albertsky Peachman is short than Robertsky, but is older than him

Albertsky has a average body type

Albertsky is very helpful and patient, especially with his brother

Albertsky is aware of the Peach doppelgänger and tries to protect his brother the best he can.

Albertsky likes bananas and salad

Like his brother, he’s amazing at being a shoemaker, but is a great cook as well

Rahhhhhhh tnmn brainworms

The mercs show off baby photos

Inspired by a post by prajjna

I speedrun those while the hype for the game is there

Warning, man covered in blood under the read more ‼️

The joke is cringe probably 💥 but I just find the idea of doubleganges completely not understanding human nature and concepts hilarious 💥💥

(P.S. also apparently “bloody” milkman is not a doubleganger canonically??? I always assumed he was, because only watched lets plays of the game and ppl always called D.D.D. on him. But on the wiki of the game it vaguely states that it is just the milk man💥 Which is omg??? Obviously ignoring it for the sake of funny, but damn if I understood correctly, this is such a cool sneaky detail that makes everyone automatically assume things)

The Peachmansss got some groceries ‼️🍑🍑🍑