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Story mode hasn't come out yet and I was extremely hesitant to post this because I really don't like to speculate based on THIN AIR.

Anyways, I had this headcanon that Basically Robertsky's physique paved this whole path for him to become a shoemaker.

You see, Robertsky is HUGE (6'7/200cm maybe more), and he's even bigger than his own parents or older brother (Albertsky is more of average height). Finding clothes was a hassle already, you can only imagine how it was to get shoes...

Most of his shoes were handmade and he treasured the few he could actually buy, he wore his shoes until they were damaged beyond repair since buying shoes was an expensive affair.

Tired of this whole thing, he decided to take his free time and go to his local shoemaker, ask the guy to teach him and train him (eventually dragging Albertsky along) into making shoes so he can make them himself. And the rest is history...

TL;DR: Robertsky is so fucking big he had to learn how to make his own shoes.

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Story mode hasn't come out yet and I was extremely hesitant to post this because I really don't like to speculate based on THIN AIR.

Anyways, I had this headcanon that Basically Robertsky's physique paved this whole path for him to become a shoemaker.

You see, Robertsky is HUGE (6'7/200cm maybe more), and he's even bigger than his own parents or older brother (Albertsky is more of average height). Finding clothes was a hassle already, you can only imagine how it was to get shoes...

Most of his shoes were handmade and he treasured the few he could actually buy, he wore his shoes until they were damaged beyond repair since buying shoes was an expensive affair.

Tired of this whole thing, he decided to take his free time and go to his local shoemaker, ask the guy to teach him and train him (eventually dragging Albertsky along) into making shoes so he can make them himself. And the rest is history...

TL;DR: Robertsky is so fucking big he had to learn how to make his own shoes.

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