"if The Doorman Let's Me Through, Then I'm All Good, Right? Don't Be So Cruel To The Doorman. They Know

"if the doorman let's me through, then i'm all good, right? don't be so cruel to the doorman. they know what they're doing."

local doppel gaslights old lady

I have headcanon that he loves donuts, but Albertsky doesn't allow it. :D

TNMN (possible) heights hcs

Well, here they are, these are just a sort of estimate of how tall I imagine them to be, nothing *too* rigid (except for Robertsky who I declared him to be the tallest one).

filtered the francis mosses and milkman tags and 90% of the tnmn posts dissapeared lmaooooo

I don't know man, Alf to me is just so Mr. Magoo coded...

He has that massive monocle to compensate (seriously, that thing is nearly bulletproof glass thick), but he still can't see too well.

I imagine Alf having a conversation and his wife is trying to tell him something, but ignores her, until he finishes the conversation and asks her was she was gonna say. Rafttellyn just sighs and says "Alf, honey, that is not a person that is a lampost :/"