Alternate Power Based On Name Changes:

Alternate Power based on name changes:

Jack Smash

Skatter

Gory Girl

Grum

Capricorn on the Cob

Lockout

Swanlong

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

I have no excuses and no regrets

Do it

Do it

Do it

what if i read twig

I heard we’re beefing with the mha fandom??? What is this about??? Anyways:

Guys, cancel deku, he got his powers from Cauldron!!! /j

Hearing that it's only 16 Arcs might be one of the most convincing arguments for reading it since seeing fanart of the ghost mermaid. I'll read it as soon as I finish Twig

what is pact about? I've heard so much about it, yet I still haven't been able to piece together a coherent plot

don't worry about the plot you're not allowed to have a coherent understanding of the plot until you actually read it. pact is an urban fantasy novel with horror elements. it's about cycles of family trauma and abuse represented very literally through magic, the experience of having a very bad time in young adulthood, and, completely accidentally, transgenderism. people who haven't read pact aren't allowed to have the way it's accidentally transgender explained to them, you just kind of have to take peoples word for it and find out while reading. you'll know it when you get to it.

it's got some of the most delicious execution of clones you'll ever see in it, some of wildbow's finest applications of "hey, wouldn't it be REALLY fucked up if...," various women with demented psychological problems, and perhaps the Most Special Boy Wildbow Has Ever Written in it. it is only 16 arcs long, which is half as long as worm and thus twice as convenient to read. it also has, of course, the famed Blake Thorburn Himself, who is a chew toy to some, a tragic character to sniffle over to others, and rightfully beloved by all.

i would recommend pact most highly to: people who reblog poetry about familial trauma as a type of haunting, people who enjoy calling bloodied sopping wet crying doomed men "pathetic little meow meows," people who like strange and callous female characters, people who are capable of being really abnormal about flesh wounds and/or hypothetical deranged psychosexual dynamics, and Symbolism Enjoyers. (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: pact is not highly psychosexual or abnormal about flesh wounds. i just think having the trait of enjoying those things improves the pact reading experience.

people i will try to get to read pact even if they might not love it just to see if any of it will stick to their brains anyway: literally everyone. please meet blake and rose thorburn. please meet the 5-6 other characters whose names i'm thinking but won't explicitly spoil. please.