How Long Do We Think It'll Take FD To Notice My Latest Prank And Realize I'm Home For The Holidays?
How long do we think it'll take FD to notice my latest prank and realize I'm home for the holidays?
On an unrelated note...don't draw attention to the giant wrapped box by the lake. Sun can't open it till tomorrow.
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Drake replies, "he's not. I just think he could do better."
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• Cowboy Bebop (the Astral Gate incident took out a chunk of it)
List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon
despicable me (moon theft)
miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)
hermitcraft (moon big)
feel free to add
Mando’a solves this problem by having 5 or so verb conjugations in total, and leaving tenses to prefixes!
Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
Oh!!! Someone else found a grown-up mimic!!!!
me: I’m a homebody i like to stay at home!
the home:
muddles my perception of time
Changes in both size and distance
lulls me into sense of safety and twist it into an oppressive paranoia inducing hellouse-scape
compels me to forget my own autonomous existence
waters down the outside and/ or exaggerate it to mythical extent
shrinks front door perron when i ascend, jarringly draws it out when i descend.
all its windows views are other walls of itself
the backyard fence looms in every horizon
bitter to abandonment of what belongs under its roof, including me when i go out to buy some good ol orange fanta
doesn’t look for me under its roof, it always knows where I’m.
when it sleeps doors never open, i don’t know it’s sleeping schedule
whatever happens silently around the corners is real, my apprehension is valid and understandable, and indeed i should panic.