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1 year ago

Can confirm. I have seen rolling pins rolling down the hallways in an attempt to escape. Id call them a tripping hazard but I don't want to anger them

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE


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1 year ago

Personally I prefer raw bones. It's a texture thing I think.

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly


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1 year ago

Hey can I borrow some holy water from someone? I need it for ah ...

Pest control

Aka Vivian get your nasty little boyfriend out of my room before he gets hurt.


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1 year ago

Trying to get Moon to clean her shell like

the transition im crying


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1 year ago

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me


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1 year ago

Shit.

A two trick pony has been discovered


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1 year ago

This is how Sun and Moon see money

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.


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1 year ago

Of course not

I'm teaching people how to write

Req'd By @voh

req'd by @voh

hm! terrifying!

text: The horse behind our comprehension!


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1 year ago

Listen

It's godly exam week ya'll're lucky I'm even alive

All the other mods are slaaaaackiiiiiiing


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1 year ago

Because she's not sorry about it.

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something


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1 year ago

This just made me lose the game because Vivian loses so often she has conditioned me to lose every time she is eviley gleeful

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1 year ago

Vivian your tags... Glass isn't the cat... He's just an alien doctor, the cat butler is Thomas

uh oh.


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1 year ago

Say what you will about Christianity (and boy is there a lot to say) they have the aesthetic down to pat. Like drinking blood and eating flesh weekly is metal af

The crucification, God being a perfect example of how gender is a social construct. Mans isn't biologically anything, But He uses He/Him because He is a father and He aligns with the social constructs related to it.

Biblically accurate angels

"We are legion for we are many" that's just a rad line man

Jesus being super socialist

The surprising lack of misogyny in the bible

Now also to be fair a lot of the modern aesthetic is stolen from other cultures and or religions (like Christmas and Easter and such)

Also the pope he's just a funny little guy who gets to live in his own little country and have his own little popemobile.


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1 year ago

Good for that horse to be forcing his human to be gay and participate in pride parades. I'm always happy for us horses to properly display our humans :)

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