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There Are Two Wolves Inside Of You. One Thinks Critically About The Content You Consume. The Other Says

There are two wolves inside of you. One thinks critically about the content you consume. The other says “maybe the curtains were just fucking blue.” Your essay is due in 2 hours. Good luck

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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1 year ago

Counterpoint: fire yummy

to a flame

be careful, little moth of the gleaming light

be wary, little moth of blinding your sight

be cautious, little moth of the warmth so bright

be mindful, little moth of which you cannot fight

stay distant, little moth from the fire burning bright

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dw I’m fireproof …typically (sometimes you gotta give the pyromaniac friend-of-a-friend a win yknow but anyways fire yummy mod vivian

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1 year ago

Good resolutions op

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

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god/dess approved 👍 have fun be fun do fun whatevs! mod vivian

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1 year ago

Touchscreens are atrociously mid, bring back proper analog control interfaces

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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yes I knowwwwww that touchscreens have more potential uses but counterpoint: lever go crank knob go spin analog just feels Better part of why I don’t like recent cars tbh they want everything to be controlled digitally and I a: don’t trust that and b: don’t like it gimme my hydraulic steering back car companies :( mod vivian

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1 year ago

Yeah dad, I'll never be a cowboy!!!

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Mod Wild that was the time I dressed up as Pirate Moon

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1 year ago

You can just Be, cyarese

Quick reminder that you don't need a solid sexuality! You can just be in love! Or not be in love! Or have a gender! Labels are a choice, not a requirement. All you need to do is be someone you like being! If labels help with that, great! But they are not required. You don't owe it to anyone, so don't feel pressured to choose labels if they aren't your thing!

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I have no clue what’s up with my sexual and romantic orientations and thats okay!!! I know just enough about what’s going on with my gender to give other people a vague idea and that’s okay too sometimes I like fitting in a box feeling like I belong but none of us need to you don’t need to fit in that box it’s okay i promise mod vivian

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