getranched

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Why do you hate TERFs so much?

well i'd figure the fact that they want me and people who love me eradicated is a pretty good reason

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getranched

1 year ago

There are two wolves inside of you. One thinks critically about the content you consume. The other says “maybe the curtains were just fucking blue.” Your essay is due in 2 hours. Good luck

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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because both of these things are true! sometimes the curtains ARE just fucking blue! but sometimes they’re part of a theme or motif which is there intentionally! so you gotta Analyze the content to figure out which it is this is why I don’t hold my devotees to a scripture and instead talk to them in person and plainly mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Good resolutions op

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

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god/dess approved 👍 have fun be fun do fun whatevs! mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Counterpoint: fire yummy

to a flame

be careful, little moth of the gleaming light

be wary, little moth of blinding your sight

be cautious, little moth of the warmth so bright

be mindful, little moth of which you cannot fight

stay distant, little moth from the fire burning bright

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dw I’m fireproof …typically (sometimes you gotta give the pyromaniac friend-of-a-friend a win yknow but anyways fire yummy mod vivian

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1 year ago

Power move: sign it while wearing the shell of a mechanical arm

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harmlessly fucking with people is fun :D mod vivian

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1 year ago

“You’re weird” thanks I’m trying very hard to unmask my undiagnosed autism for the sake of my mental health, good to know it’s working at least a little :3

"you're weird" thanks i try very hard to mask my undiagnosed autism / adhd, good to know i need to mask better :3

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me circa. before Everything lmao love the posts that say we have to get weirder they’re correct mod vivian

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