Oh Just Wait Until The 23rd Century, Yall Figure Out Some REAL Tasty Poisons Then

Oh just wait until the 23rd century, y’all figure out some REAL tasty poisons then

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Oh we have plenty, don’t worry

I think we have a hologram of him floating about

every time

Me on my way to the weirdass garden after waking up with no recollection of my life before