Oh Just Wait Until The 23rd Century, Yall Figure Out Some REAL Tasty Poisons Then

Oh just wait until the 23rd century, y’all figure out some REAL tasty poisons then

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

haha this reminds me of the one time Vivi joined me and Moon in the garden

this is so me when i cook i am so shadow the hedgehog i literally just had chicken ramen w fried eggs and cold hot dog and red pepper flakes IT WAS REALLY GOOD even tho i slightly overcooked the egg :( but whatever GRRRAAHHHHHH SHADOW AND AMY SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thing from earlier this month

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

They are my friends, allies, and subordinates

I love moths for different reasons:

they are cute

the are fluffy

they have pretty wings

they are beautiful

they like lamps

they won't eat your skin

Me, always

Fukk it.

Moth time.