Getranched - Ranch Dressing

Glad to see Sun coping with the loss of Magnolia… I can’t exactly call that well, but. Coping

bee real, my senior thesis

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We don’t tend to get missionaries anymore!

The funniest thing to me about christian casual missionary types is how they think that they can like. Trick you into believing in god or something. If you put a Jesus pamphlet inside an envelope and then hand write my name and address on it to trick me into opening it, I'll be like ah fuck! they got me! I gotta believe in God now damn... I mean darn

Our mimics act a lot like haunted objects to new people, but really, they’re perfectly domesticated

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

im listening to the little snail in my ear it calls to me for shadamy it needs shadamy GRRRAAHHH oh my god HNNGGG also yes im here to fuck up everyone's dash and fill it with sonic this is my dastardly plan

hands you them gently* look please