Unfortunately, Thats My Fwb. Fortunately, The Only Baby We Have Around Is Like 2/3rds Of An Eldritch

Unfortunately, that’s my fwb. Fortunately, the only baby we have around is like 2/3rds of an eldritch deity stuffed inside a doll, so smoke doesn’t affect them!

guy who reads acronyms one letter at a time always and it never occurs to him that he can read them as just a whole word. this guy also smokes near babies if that influences your opinion about him at all

I don't care what DC says my art is great! And just to prove a point to Yormp, I even spelled our names in human! Take that goosey I'm fantastic! (\(° o°)/)

Uhhhh… Yeah. Yeeeah.. that uh. Woohf, was definitely me. Nothing ah, wrong here.

Fuck.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

The baby talks more shit than the smoker. Lil squeaker makes me wish i never learned Morse code

guy who reads acronyms one letter at a time always and it never occurs to him that he can read them as just a whole word. this guy also smokes near babies if that influences your opinion about him at all

“In tears or in victory, I shall hold my head high as I march away from battle” are bold words for a bitch who writes in her journal (read: diary) with a glitter pen.

One of DC’s mimics, shortly before trying to eat your entire hand

Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)