One Specific Hit-man Is Well-known For Always Killing His Targets Within A Week. The Only Problem Is

One specific hit-man is well-known for always killing his targets within a week. The only problem is that he doesn’t really do anything. His targets always died of natural causes or accidents. What started out as a scam for easy money, turned him into a world famous killer.

You know what I’d like to see?

More fictional couples where the whole Belligerent Sexual Tension thing actually plays out the way it does in reality.

Struggling not to crack a smile as you call them a total asshole.

Deliberately feeding each other straight lines for insulting comebacks, and thinking you’re being subtle about it.

Managing to pronounce “fuck you” as a term of endearment.

Getting really territorial about it when you see anybody else badmouthing them - like, excuse me, that’s my prerogative you’re treading on there, pal.

Our universe is a video game, when you die you switch to spectator mode. You were the last human to die, and everyone’s pissed at you.

You’re the leader of a team of superheroes made up of your friends. You claimed that your power is amplifying the powers of people close to you. In actuality, you’re powerless, but still act as a Placebo for them.

Humans discover they are truly alone in the universe. So, they decide to create other sentient life.

Describe the final encounter between two powerful people, but don’t tell us who is “good” and who is “evil”