Shh, Its Alright, The Villain Said.Youre Doing Beautifully And Im So Proud Of You. But Thats Enough Now.

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

Bog Trail by Shane Garlock

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin Danthew Jamriel Tyseph Wilmeron

Ziad Nakad spring 2018 couture part 2

writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™