Here Are Some Scientific Facts About Blood Loss For All You Psychopaths Writers Out There.

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

some aus

‘you’re a celebrity incognito trying to hide from paparazzi and you’re sitting right next to me and i’m the only one that recognizes you’ au

‘someone starts a rumor that we’re dating so let’s turn the tables’ au

‘you made an obscure literary reference and i’m the only on that got it’ au

‘we were both late to class and walked into each other in the hall and oh god do you have a concussion? i’m so sorry’ au

‘oh my god you’re my ex’s other ex’ au

‘we’re both actors and keep showing up for the same auditions’ au

‘i keep overhearing you make fun of me so i finally try to stand up for myself and it actually had nothing to do with me at all i’m sorry i never meant for this to happen’ au

we’re both teachers and all our students ship us’ au

‘i kissed the wrong person on news years’ au

‘i’m yelling to my friend about how attractive this celebrity is and then plot twist you’re the celebrity and in front of me wtf’ au

‘the only two people in the movie theater’ au

‘we showed up at a party wearing the same exact outfit. this is awkward.’ au

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You accidentally chained your bike to mine and I can’t leave until you get back au

I’m the tour guide on your fancy package holiday au

We both really want that parking space au

I’m your new neighbor and I’m using your wifi au 

I work at the checkout and you’re clearly not old enough to buy that au

It’s pouring with rain and there’s space under your umbrella au 

There are loads of empty seats on this train but you chose to sit next to me au 

I tried to parallel park and hit your car, do you want my details au

We live across the street from each other and you really need to get some curtains au

I’m an interior decorator and you hired me to fix up your apartment au

We’re both actually con-artists trying to scam each other au 

You dined and dashed in my restaurant but you left your coat behind au 

Please stop picking flowers from my garden au 

You left your phone number in the library book I just borrowed au 

We turned up to this party wearing the same outfit and you look better in it au 

Someone in this building is listening to my favorite song au 

I found a USB and it’s full of your holiday photographs au 

My hamster escaped and I think he went under your door au 

the pain when you, the writer, write character A asking character B a question, then you, the writer, go

“fuck. i don’t know the answer to that. now what the hell do i do”

 ok but 

“you just moved in to the neighborhood and i’m trying to be a “good neighbor” so i’m helping you unpack and making small talk like would you like to take a coffee with me lat—wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING ROCKS IN THIS BOX” au

“i came here to have my hair cut but you’re ranting about how beautiful my hair is and now i’m regretting my decision what have you done” au 

“you’re the member of this band and you’re promoting your new album and you just came to me to hand me an example but i’m not really a fan of your music but god fucking damn it you’re so hot maybe i can buy one just to try” au

“i’m a writer and i’ve been trying to find inspiration but my ways to find it are very very weird and you’re convinced i’m trying to summon satan i swear i’m just trying to find inspiration” au

“i run this bakery and you come every single day to buy pies and cakes and i’m getting concerned over your health seriously dude eating this much it’s not healthy” au

“i accidentally quoted my favorite book out loud while answering something and it turns out you’re a fan too and now we’re in this huge dork conversation god help me i’m so nerd” au 

“your horrible car is in my parking lot like i know it doesn’t have a name but it’s my parking lot i’ve grown attached to it so why don’t you move your horrible car and get your ugly f—oh my god you’re hot HELLO THERE” au

“i cannot believe you defeated me on a pokemon battle like your team is so lame are you seriously still using politoed in your team like dude that’s so gen 5 so WHY DID YOU DEFEAT ME FIGHT ME AGAIN” au

“i came inside this store to buy this new album and there’s only onecopy left and YOU’RE TAKING IT HANDS OFF MY NEW ALBUM” au

“i’ve heard you talking to your friend about my favorite character and you’re talking about this Harry Potter AU but you sorted them in the wrong house i cannot stand this bullshit” au 

“you were sitting beside me when we were watching big hero 6 and you saw me cry like a baby don’t tell anyone about this it would ruin my reputation” au 

“i’m new in this town and i got lost in the supermarket and you’re the kind person who’s guiding me but please don’t call my mother i’m a grown-up” au 

“MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO FLIRT WITH YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTY BUT YOU FLIRTED BACK AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OH MY GOD MY HANDS ARE SWEATING” au 

“you’re the captain of our school’s (sport) team and i have a crush on you (but who doesn’t actually) and i’ve been assisting your games like every single one and all of sudden you started to talk to me oh my god what do i do what do i say— “hey do you like potatoes?” —oh my god kill me now” au 

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