One Of Red Hood's Goons: Hey Boss, Why Do You Wear That Helmet All The Time? Don't You Eat?

One of Red Hood's Goons: Hey boss, why do you wear that helmet all the time? Don't you eat?

Jason, deciding he us going to fuck with this man so hard: You really want to know?

The goon, looking around and feeling vaugely threatened: do I?

Jason, removing his helmet: take a good look

The goon, realizing his boss is some fucking teenager: no fucking way. Why did you show me this?

Jason leans in close to the goon: because nobody will believe you

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

jason is the exact kind of crazy where he absolutely will collect a debt on a 3 month old grudge on some silly shit

bruce: jason...was this really necessary?

jason: i told you if you kept showing up unannounced there would be consequences.

bruce:consequences should not include you blowing your apartment sky high and dropping off the grid for 6 months.

jason: i mean...you say that, but it's feeling like you wont do that shit again.

bruce: i mourned you AGAIN! please stop...stop doing this.

jason: did you cry? and not like one manly tear cry -- i mean that disgusting, snotty,red faced ugly sobbing cry?

bruce:...

jason:...

bruce: yes

jason: lol

Let's get cozy, friend.

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me friend: *giving me ideas* me: AH YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN *draws aggressively*