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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her except it’s 1871 and you’re actually hearing a group of sailors singing it as they return from a voyage to the bustling docks in your seaside irish town

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

You know it isn’t sexual (It isn’t sexual) Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional) Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal) If a little nontraditional…

that dadrock alignment chart thats going around atm is so fucking bad im gonna make one thats like. good dadrock alignment chart

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

So y'know how both the crit role cast and fandom like to joke about how Taliesin is secretly a fae trickster or an immortal eldritch being of unspeakable power?

Well, fun fact: There is a 1500 year old Welsh myth that describes a boy who ingested a witches brew and was then eaten by said witch, only to be reborn as an omniscient, beautiful, shapeshifting bard named Taliesin

Do with that what you will

I love how everyone has one characteristic that they use to explain their extra and unnecessary behavior like oh don’t mind me the Jersey jumped out. The 1/8th Portuguese Azorean jumped out I can’t help it. I ate all my meals on ZooPals plates every day as a youngin I can’t keep calm

my official reason for why i am “like this” involves an excess of black bile, however unlike some medicalists in the humor community i do not think this imbalance needs to be corrected

cat moodboard because i love them so much

i’ve noticed a trend

Types of Nonbinary People - Supernatural Creatures Edition

nb devil - definitely going to hell, knocks over drinks, has never paid for anything, lots of dark red clothes, horror movie enthusiast, resting bitch face. nb angel - probably donates to charities, moisturises, sits in the sun a lot, smells like tangerines and pastry, does 1 bad thing and feels guilty.  nb cryptid - doesn’t leave room, crumbs attached to clothing, a shadow in the back of photos, people can’t pronounce your name, hates tourists. nb werewolf - stays up way too late, has a love/hate relationship with the moon, over eats, snarls at strangers, urge to kill anything that moves.  nb vampire - unhealthy obsession with necks, never opens the curtains, wants to sleep all the time, has fangs, probably had a goth phase.