My Official Reason For Why I Am Like This Involves An Excess Of Black Bile, However Unlike Some Medicalists

my official reason for why i am “like this” involves an excess of black bile, however unlike some medicalists in the humor community i do not think this imbalance needs to be corrected

Types of Nonbinary People - Supernatural Creatures Edition

nb devil - definitely going to hell, knocks over drinks, has never paid for anything, lots of dark red clothes, horror movie enthusiast, resting bitch face. nb angel - probably donates to charities, moisturises, sits in the sun a lot, smells like tangerines and pastry, does 1 bad thing and feels guilty.  nb cryptid - doesn’t leave room, crumbs attached to clothing, a shadow in the back of photos, people can’t pronounce your name, hates tourists. nb werewolf - stays up way too late, has a love/hate relationship with the moon, over eats, snarls at strangers, urge to kill anything that moves.  nb vampire - unhealthy obsession with necks, never opens the curtains, wants to sleep all the time, has fangs, probably had a goth phase. 

You know it isn’t sexual (It isn’t sexual) Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional) Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal) If a little nontraditional…

So y'know how both the crit role cast and fandom like to joke about how Taliesin is secretly a fae trickster or an immortal eldritch being of unspeakable power?

Well, fun fact: There is a 1500 year old Welsh myth that describes a boy who ingested a witches brew and was then eaten by said witch, only to be reborn as an omniscient, beautiful, shapeshifting bard named Taliesin

Do with that what you will