Just Think Of All The Noobs Who Watched The First Two Episodes On Disney+, Were Completely Wowed And

Just think of all the noobs who watched the first two episodes on Disney+, were completely wowed and swept up in the story and the visuals, and went back to watch Rose...and got completely taken out by a CGI plastic bin eating Mickey

this is how i imagine showing doctor who to any of my friends:

*trash can eats a person and burps*

friend: i thought that this show is beautiful and changed you fundamentally as a person?

me: bro i swear it gets better

*skin pancake plays toxic*

How I make my stimboards !

(also here's a link to someone else's explanation incase you don't understand mine)

This was asked by @mothmans-problem-child so here it is ! (under the cut, it's kinda long)

Step 1 : make a post and go to the gifs section

Step 2 : put what you're looking for in the search tab

Step 3 : scroll until you find a gif you like and tap it (should look like this after you tap it)

Step 4 : do this until you have 9 gifs

Step 5 : download them all in the correct order (on mobile you have to download the images you want on top last, and the ones on the bottom first, if it's your first time it'll probably take a few tries)

Step 6 : go to the image add button and select all 9 gifs (should end up like the right image)

Step 7 : click on the "gif by" part (this is for the credits)

Step 8 : press copy link (the gif came from someone else's board, so we link to their post)

Step 9 : insert the link onto an emoji / letter / word

Each letter / emoji / word needs to have the links in the correct order

Step 10 : add tags

Done : it should look something like this at the end !

Extra : I colour my text and add a divider just to make it look better :)

Note : I hope this is a good enough explanation, and don't be too worried if your first few don't look perfect, you'll get better over time if you continue making them !

You couldn't do a straightforward Human Nature plot set in the 12th Doctor era bc if 12 got fobwatched Clara would immediately steal his identity. Missy would also steal his identity. Absolutely insane Doctorfication possibilities.

Also, 12's forgotten memories canonically manifest as songs AND he's faceblind, so he wouldn't even have a dramatic dream journal full of half-remembered portraits, he'd just be hanging out in his university office shredding guitar solos while Bill (who he just met) is like "Wow, sick riff Professor Smith!" and he's like "Thanks, it's called I Dreamt I Rode a Dinosaur."

doctor/river/jack is the funniest poly ship cos they are all married to each other , they are all the third wheel, and if they ever met up at the same time it would likely result in jack and river having a,quite frankly,ungodly amount of sex prob both thinking about the doctor whilst the doctor is in the garden w/ headphones on trying to get caterpillars to unionise or smth

would will wear this?

you know he would.