He Is Listening To Weezer

He is listening to Weezer

Why are straights always like:

"If he puts his phone rear up he's cheating."

"If she breastfeeds she's cheating."

"If he hangs out with friends he's cheating."

"If she looks away from you she's cheating."

Like OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

This is true

I just realized that 3ft

While short for humans

Is really fuckin tall for a puppet

In my basement tied to a chair. Why'd you ask?

[WHERE IS WALLY!?]

I like to mix the bowl a little bit these days.

Like generally nice OR obsessively horny? Why not both?

i like how almost everyones version of jake is literally a just cruel horny btch whose out to get izzy😭😭

(meanwhile my jake is just a boyfailure and luffy kinnie LMAO)

Don't worry. He's around the same size as Big Bird

I just realized that 3ft

While short for humans

Is really fuckin tall for a puppet