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Brad’s speedo was once again money. Wasn’t there something he was supposed to loathe about that? Recycled fashion was redundant. Or was it reductive? Damn that Lady Gaga. Her relevance antics kept throwing Brad off. Tea sounded nice. “Yes. Raspberry beret. Thank u.”
“You can’t say anything these days”
No... we just don’t let people say disrespectful things and get away with it anymore
“Who’s inventing all these new genders and sexualities?”
Nobody. We are just finally recognizing that there are people who aren’t cishet and straight
“Why do we need all these special parades and clubs? I can’t believe they are teaching these things in schools”
Well we need to educate everyone so that they don’t grow up ignorant and selfish like you
It’s not that hard. Some people are different. Get over it and stop being so fucking rude
Why are straights always like:
"If he puts his phone rear up he's cheating."
"If she breastfeeds she's cheating."
"If he hangs out with friends he's cheating."
"If she looks away from you she's cheating."
Like OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Straight couples be like "We are pregnant".
OK now who's the father?
AHHH LOVERS
EMOS??!!
they’ll never take us alive~~
doodles
Fellas, is it gay to be majestic?
STRAIGHT PEOPLE EXIST IN DSAF! Spread the message, and make fandom to know that Martha Miller exists!
nobody talks about martha and henry literally ever so i drew henry and my best buddy's martha design together :)