In My Basement Tied To A Chair. Why'd You Ask?

In my basement tied to a chair. Why'd you ask?

[WHERE IS WALLY!?]

Don't worry. He's around the same size as Big Bird

I just realized that 3ft

While short for humans

Is really fuckin tall for a puppet

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

He is listening to Weezer

OK but if I see this mf one more time on my feed I'm gonna blow up somebody's house:

Stop pissing people's AUs because they changed too little or too much.

... Do those AUs just so happen to contain Gore and Crossover with Victorious?

i like how almost everyones version of jake is literally a just cruel horny btch whose out to get izzy😭😭

(meanwhile my jake is just a boyfailure and luffy kinnie LMAO)