*narrator Voice* She Did Not, In Fact, Escape From The House Of The Ninth

*narrator voice* She did not, in fact, escape from the House of the Ninth

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

I pronounce it like lyk-tor.

Hope that helps 🫶

Wait... Is it lickt-er or like-ter? I've been pronouncing it like-ter but I've also seen the joke "lyctor? I barely know her."

So like... Have I been saying it wrong?

Very demure very I’m on my knees

she’s on her way to win the hand of Her Divine Highness

Every time that some carniwhore man starts talking near me (knowing I’m vege) about how much he likes meat (while eating) and they have a single thing on their plate that’s not meat I pull the objection move and scream vegetarian

Part of the reason I try to make good vegetarian food even though I’m not vegetarian is because of the one week my dad was convinced he was gonna go vegan.

You know what he made for dinner that whole week? Steamed vegetables, rice, and canned beans. All unseasoned. Technically a nutritionally complete meal. It tasted awful.

How could a man usually so good at cooking forget literally all of that when faced with the possibility of making vegan food?

I thought there had to be a better way. And it turns out there is. Vegetarian food doesn’t taste bad. Cartoons that depict vegetarians eating a singular leaf for a meal have ruined us. A lot of stuff that meat eaters eat in everyday life is technically vegetarian or easily made vegetarian. Why when faced with one restriction do so many people forget every single egg sandwich or apple pie they’ve ever eaten?

throw her a bone