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Ah yes. The three types of Turbo fans.
IM FUCKIJG CACKLING
guys alien stage isnt real its just an au and ivan was just acting bc hes an actor ukuk and my beautiful yaoi angel isnt actually dead and he’s prolly just signing autographs or chilling in his dressing room while till shoots for round 7 and im not delusional and its a canon event and it actually happened and it’s real i was the camera 🤷♀️🤷♀️ like don’t @ me lil bro imma drop kick u into the 10 layer of the earths stratosphere bc there’s no such thing as doomed yaoi 🦵🦶🫵
love triangles are so hard cause it’s almost valentine’s day and i can’t decide if i should ask my vibrator or dildo to be my valentine
I'm literally drooling from my mouth thick lube like drool too like my body knows what it wants it wants dick in both ends so fucking bad I need two gorgeous trans women to tear me up inside and leave me breathless for like a week
someone begging me to let them eat me out, on their knees clutching at the hem of my skirt and saying "please please please" with tears in their eyes, as if tugging my underwear to the side is their only purpose in life, as if the only way they'll find happiness is with their nose pressed against my pubic mound and their tongue flicking against my clit... sorry what was I saying
i have so many horny thoughts that are so very difficult to put into words. but basically i just want to be fucked in the ass
With a Little Help—Chapter Three
John Deacon x Reader
Summary: A soulmate AU in which you don’t know who your soulmate is until after you both have fallen in love. While you’re searching everywhere for your soulmate you fail to see that he could very well be right in front of you.
Word Count: 2.5k
A/N: Sorry this took me so long, I’ve been a lot busier than I thought I’d be but, alas, here it is! I like this one and hope you do to :)) let me know if you want to be added to the tag list !!
chapter one chapter two chapter four chapter five chapter six
Cold water ran across your hands that you then placed on your neck, looking down into the sink basin in order to avoid making eye contact with your own reflection. You weren’t sure what had happened, let alone why, after watching John play bass onstage. Your stomach still felt uneasy and your chest tight whenever you thought back to the fact that thirty minutes had passed in one fleeting moment, even more so when you tried to think of why. Why, why, why?
Finally looking up into the mirror you looked as uncomfortable as you felt, your body tensed and eyes squinting at yourself. You just had to hope once you got back out to the bar your body would relax as to not give away how uneasy you felt. You took some paper towels and dried off your hands, leaving the bathroom and entering back into the dark lighting of the bar, your eyes scanning for Anita and the boys. Your gaze fell on a booth across the way and you began the walk toward them, noticing a new addition to the group under Roger’s arm as you approached. Grinning as you made eye contact with John and instantly forgetting how you had been feeling, you rushed forward to give him a hug before sliding into the booth.
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
You should tell me where that line is so I can break it while I break you
The line between kink and horror is measured only in cowardice
If Capitano doesn't look like this I'm going to rot
"Happy valentine's day-" WRONG. HAPPY CHILD BIRTH TO RODY FROM DEAD PLATE🔥🔥🔥
💞🍫💘 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY/RODY'S BIRTHDAY 🥳🎁🎉
[...?]
[There's a package addressed to you.]
And you still haven't responded to most the stuff I've answered from you
@sinnlos-star everyone's so mean 2 me sometimes....☹️
Hell's biggest pissbaby
And a meme to make up for accidentally making him look cool:
Toji but Mingyu scene in lalali mv
Sorry that I've been dead for *checks watch* a whole fucking month!!! Anyway I just finished Bsd and am now obliged to join this completely mentally sane fandom. So here's the birthday boy with different hats. First time that I'm ever posting my art on the internet so yay I guess? Sorry that it's not that good (I suck at drawing chibis. Big time.) and that the light is kinda oof. My lamp is broken
The images are in the reverse order btw (for some reason??)
Woah... So many different flavours of Chuuya Nakahara...
Also bonus Chuuya sketch that is actually relatively good
