Dally: You See Him, Over There, That Terrifying Freak Of Nature?

Dally: you see him, over there, that terrifying freak of nature?

[points at Two-Bit]

do you want to know what I call him?

Soc: uh-

Dally: KEITH. BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME

Soc: well, what about Sodapop and Ponyboy?!

Dally: THATS ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THAT'S THEIR ACTUAL NAMES

Ponyboy: our dad was an original fellow

Dally: their dad was an original fellow

oikawa: *trips on his own shoelace*

oikawa: fucking ushiwaka

Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?

Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay

Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

my favorite ships from toh