Dally: Some Guys My Age Man-

Dally: some guys my age man-

Johnny: NO! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DECIDES THAT THEYRE THIRSTY AND POURS THEMSELVES A GLASS OF MILK?!!?

Dally: you see him, over there, that terrifying freak of nature?

[points at Two-Bit]

do you want to know what I call him?

Soc: uh-

Dally: KEITH. BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME

Soc: well, what about Sodapop and Ponyboy?!

Dally: THATS ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THAT'S THEIR ACTUAL NAMES

Ponyboy: our dad was an original fellow

Dally: their dad was an original fellow

ATTENTION ALL INDIE AUTHOR FANS:

I am writing a novel series called Clockwork by J.A.R.L. (my pen name). It is a diverse and detailed series that has a wide range of characters with different identities, ethnicities, disabilities, etc. All of the main characters are queer except for the villain (way to cishet-code the villain lol), and most of the characters are POC. It talks about trauma, mental health, neurodivergencies, and queerness a lot, and it has many different genres, including action adventure fantasy romance dystopian steampunk and a little bit of a fear element during certain scenes. It will be 13+, although it's intended audience is young adults and older teens. I am very proud of it and will probably post a lot about it.

Whenever I see a post that starts with this phrase it literally does not matter what comes next. Even if it's a 2000 word essay about why the ship "doesn't make sense" or why you think it is *problematic* the answer will always be the same:

Palestina libre!!!

Janus: Virgil, can I kiss you?

Virgil, panicking: I don't know, can you?