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Gizazaza - Beware Of The Catacombs - Tumblr Blog
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”
I've had this vision in my mind for ages so I finally decided to take a stab at drawing a cover for one of my favourite novels⚡
It runs in the family
rude, condescending nagito
Drew the sdr2 cast ‼️ My fave cast, the best cast ‼️
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY EVER !!
Something silly (suggestive) below the cut !!
Eheh >^<
Don't forget to preen your boyfriend so they are well taken care of.
keem keetsuragi warmps + an old harrykim thing
Been playing Disco Elysium and it’s great.
exocolonist doodle dump because my brain is in a jar and this game is shaking it
4.4 - these twins still make me emo
ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.
Gay pie rats
I JUST THINK THAT HE,
coffee™
sum jjk art i did these past week
Road To Seducing Jumin Han
He small.
audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7l7joQhmYE
kanna: he’s baby!
Out of Touch
「薄桜鬼」沖田総司
セフィロトにてイラスト担当させていただきました！どうぞよろしくおねがいします～( ´◡` )۶ https://www.otomate.jp/sephirot/
So in lore, vampires have this trait that I’ve almost never seen used, and that’s the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore.
Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorstep–poppy and mustard seeds were particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them.
If they didn’t immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire. However, if they WERE a vampire, they’d be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn’t counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn’t be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it’s possible to make them lose count and start over.
Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires.
Vampire accountants who are an honest company’s best asset and a corrupt company’s bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO scamming money because fuck you for making the numbers wrong.
Vampire cashiers that don’t need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest.
Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them.
MATH NERD VAMPIRES