This Has Been A PSA

this has been a PSA

🤍 HAIKYUU MEN HELPING YOU WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER SATAN'S WATERFALL

synopsis : kuroo, oikawa, and tsukishima with a gn!reader on their period

cw : menstruation

genre : fluff

a/n : is this self-insert? ...mayhaps,, also send in requests with other men if you feel like it 👉🏻👈🏻

KUROO

the loveliest mofo istg

always has chocolate and paracetamol on hand

rushing over to you the second you double over in pain

kuroo turns into a fussy mother

he just doesn't want his baby hurting <3

but he still takes his time to tease you lmao

"babe, please," you whine.

kuroo's been rubbing your stomach for ten minutes now, cooing into your ears. you found the action sweet for the first minute, but now he just sounds like a goddamn rooster waking you up at the ass crack of dawn.

"you know you're supposed to go lower, right?"

"oya, you naughty y/n," he says as he trails his hand downward.

you bite his arm to stop him </3

OIKAWA

I hc Oikawa to be v close to his sister

there's a reason he's gorgeous, okay

so he'd probably have everything under control

his sister taught him to carry paracetamol, tampons, pads, and pantyliners in his emergency kit at all times, especially now that you two are together

he probably knows how to use them too lol

unlike kuroo, he doesn't have chocolate on hand

but he will speed to the nearest convenience store to get them

oikawa is panting at the foot of your bed, hand raised to silence the words brewing in your head. he's sure you're confused, but he's so out of breath, he can't even consider that. finally, he lifts the hand holding the grocery bag above his head in triumph.

"chocolates—" he wheezed— "Hershey's and Mars; nothing but the best for my cutie pie"

TSUKISHIMA

gonna have to go with everyone saying he'd be keeping track of it for you

it's not even like he's doing any crazy calculations

you just always tell him when your period's starting

so he took it upon himself to enter the dates on a period tracking app on his phone

he makes sure to stock up on snacks a couple of days before in preparation

becomes very patient when your nearing your period lmao

will tell you if your next cycle's close

"y/n, do you have enough snacks with you?" tsukishima asks as he roams the supermarket.

"no, why?"

"nothing much," he throws a family-sized pack of Doritos into his shopping cart, "do you like the brand of mochis I got you last week?"

"yeah..."

tsukishima hums wordlessly as he grabs a few bags of the matcha flavoured goodies you like.

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You know an anime is coming to an end when you recognize all of the characters on the intro.

It’s time to face the facts.

content warnings : breeding. marking ( + hickies ). does this count as monster fucking? maybe.

you don't understand the level of simping i have for zhongli. he's literally peak husband material for me. that man talks a lot, he's been through so many eras that he's seen directly behind the safety of an established liyue — imagine him telling you the history of teyvat and liyue and maybe even some about celestia,,, sobs. eastern dragons are kind and wise and gentle, and he embodies those aspects perfectly in the way he brings you flowers everytime you meet, the way he brings you your favourite dishes, and the way he respects your space. but one characteristic of dragons is that they're possessive of what they consider to be theirs, you're his; heart, mind, body, and soul. you belong to him completely. he breeds you full every night, leaves marks all over your neck and chest to signify his ownership to the jewel of his horde. zhongli is the best husband and he fucks you every night, what more can you ever ask for?

these kaeluc antis ain’t ever gonna stop huh? Honestly I’m sick of them insulting artists and goings around establishing their ‘morals’ I have never seen one Asian kaeluc hater (because we know they are fictional and they’re not related but we still can’t get it into these people’s westerner moralist head) listen this is a chinese game and I don’t see chinese people come after kaeluc shippers rather they try to explain to the antis about the sworn brothers matter. And when will these westerners understand sworn brothers is a popular danmei trope like when. Stop sending death artists to talented artists and writers just because you want to save their ‘dignity’ well guess what sweetie they ain’t gonna thank you for defending their ‘chastity’ cuz they don’t exist.