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Satan and Levi are both autistic but in very different ways.

That’s it. That’s the post.

“Too many fics mischaracterize Azul as a sweet little crybaby” WRONG. As it turns out those were all just written by Jade Leech

“R-right… that time… When Jade and I messed up big time and Azul… he…”

Prior to this scene, Grim reminds Floyd that the twins were once outsmarted—that despite their best efforts in securing Ramshackle for Azul in Book 3, they still failed him. And they never fail him.

The implication, then, is that the twins believe their failure ultimately caused Azul to Overblot.

It’s a surprisingly painful memory.

Thinking about TWST characters picking up on slang from our world via Yuu

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*the Tweels fighting again*

Azul: the Cain Instinct really does run rampant

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Silver, glaring at his newly broken training sword: Thanks Obama

Sebek, nodding in agreement: truly terrible

*Lilia and Malleus, immensely confused*

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Ace, mad at his math homework: I'm gonna jump out the window

Deuce, without even thinking: do a flip

*Riddle, Trey, and Cater horrified*

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Idia, glaring at a group of people: this is so not pog. Can I get an F in the chat.

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Epel, mad at Vil: BASIC BITCH!

Vil: do not swear at me! and what do you mean 'basic'?!

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Ruggie, glaring at Leona's jewelry collection that he took to get cleaned: this is some boogie ass shit.

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Kalim: man, this is really dank Jamil!

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Crewel, staring deadpan at Crowley: you're so delulu it's embarassing- did I really just say that?

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Ortho: you can't dox me! I'm baby!!

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Jack: let him cook

Sebek, having Vietnam flashbacks: do nOT-

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Jade: Azul's only Rizzoli comes from the tism, I believe

Azul, glaring at him: well that was unnecessary.

Floyd: don't be salty

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Leona, seeing Malleus within a ten foot radius of him: say fuckin less-

Ruggie: LEONA NO-

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Malleus: Child Of Man, I have returned from Briar Valley. Would you like the tea?

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Yuu, realizing they might've created a monster: . . . Uh oh

(Repost or comment your Yuu's favorite phrases their friends would pick up on or what slang you think would be most common with certain characters! Am v curious!)

solomon and mc getting together because of the exchange program is hilarious in hindsight. the whole goal is to strengthen the bond between the three worlds, meanwhile these humans became so in love with each other they'd destroy the devildom and celestial realm in a heartbeat if the other one asked. woopsies

Please perceive the horrifying tweel fight… where they HISS at each other…

Jade's perception of Floyd in his dream is like...

Shroud bros:

– Nii-san, am I ugly?

– What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world

Leech bros:

– Brother, am I ugly?

– Very much

Silver retells the story of his orientation when he was struggling to stay awake… when suddenly Floyd was set on fire and yeeted across the room… because he touched Riddle’s hair and exclaimed “IT’S NOT EVEN HOT”

The duality of Leona Kingsholar

High res. Mermaid fin Jade and Floyd Leech groovies

Who's grand fucking idea was it to leave an 18 year old shut in, who CLEARLY hasn't processed the death of his brother, has never seen the inside of a therapists office and has incredibly unhealthy coping mechanisms, in charge of what is essentially the SCP foundation?

What the fuck did you think was going to happen?!

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

Listen, if they could, Ace and Sabo would gaslight the entire world into believing that they are identical twins

Guys

Guys.

Jade

Jade is so

AUAUAGHAHGGAGSHSHGGSHHGAGHAHAGGAGAGAHUAUUAHHGGFFUUUUGGHHGHHH💥

I love him a lot too

Last doodles before I once again dissappear for some days before posting again

bro i dont think they gaf

Port Wear...🛟🌊⚓

oh woe is me, for having to bare the expectation of these fictional characters not appreciating the compliment of "cute" when it's ALL that would fit their appearance ☹️

This entire even was just me squealing and kicking my feet the whole time they were on screen 😭😭 they're so cute ☹️🩵🩵🩵

Is this how Tsum Jack’s unique magic will work?

Oda didn't let Cora and Belle-mere meet in canon because they'd be too iconic of a duo

Imagine an Mc with intense Insomnia and/or nightmares that keep them up at night,

And the very first thing they command Belphie to do after forming a pact is to just knock them the fuck out.

Mc: Belphie listen. I need you to use your magic to to put me into such a deep sleep my brain won’t even be able to fabricate the images for even the short whisper of a dream.

Belphie: why-

Mc: heed my goddamn call and just do it.