Are You Going To County Fair? Because Thats One Prize-winning Hog Youve Got There Brother.

“Are you going to county fair? Because that’s one prize-winning hog you’ve got there brother.”

Someone: *vents* …sorry man, you probably didn’t want to hear all that.

Me, completely unironically: It’s all good, bestie. Expressing genuine emotions is only ever bad when I do it, you silly Billy :)

God save us all.

He’s been freed

If a donut were to suddenly appear in front of my face, I would not even try to grab it with my mouth. This is what separates me from the animals.

Am I supposed to be reporting the pornbots, or is just blocking them enough?

rb this and in the tags add who made you realize you’re queer?