My Brain When I Make A Post

My brain when I make a post

Please bring back the Takoyakis in Splatoon 3.

Valonia ventricosa - a marine alga, one of the largest single-cell organisms, “with a diameter that ranges typically from 1 to 4 centimetres (0.39 to 1.6 in) although it may achieve a diameter of up to 5.1 centimetres (2.0 in) in rarer cases.”

Is no one going to bring up that he was worried about :ruining the look” when pouring soda on the stage would absolutely ruin the look

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would “ruin the look”, but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it’d be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

GUYS I HAVE BEEN HACKED ON STEAM! IF I SEND YOU MESSAGE SAYING I ACCIDENTALLY REPORTED YOU FOR ILLEGAL PURCHASE AND WILL SEND YOU A LINK TO A “STEAM ADMIN” DO *NOT* CLICK IT! IT’S NOT ME

also, a copypaste

This is an announcement for anyone who uses Steam Services. There is a scam going around, messaging individuals to inform him/her that they have been “accidentally reported” to Steam’s administration. Some accounts may appear to be someone on your friends list. In the message, there is a link that will “send you to a Steam admin”, but DO NOT CLICK ANY URL LINKS as it will lead to your account being compromised/hacked. Block the account as quickly as you can, but be sure not to click on his/her profile page, as it is still possible to be hacked (somehow). Unfortunately, at least three of my friends have already fallen for this.. Hopefully this will prevent any more people from becoming a victim. If your account does get hacked, however, there is hope. Please follow this link, as it provides a simple guide that’ll help you to recover your hacked account:  https://twitter.com/joustus/status/1261087214454398977 Please keep in the know about things like this, and keep your eyes open for any other attempted scams. Spread the word about this, if you can, to prevent your friends from becoming victims as well