Gamil Zirakwas Agreat Dwarfsmith And The Master OfTelcharofNogrod.

Gamil Zirak was a great dwarf smith and the master of Telchar of Nogrod.

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

I know Maglor is usually assigned the wet cat pathetic meow meow aesthetic among the Fëanorians, but consider cringe-fail Curufin, who loses the comparison with his dad on all counts, who when the only time he acts as a relatively decent elf it ends with his cousin killed, who orchestrates a coup but he’s thrown out with barely the clothes on his back, who is choked by Beren and then doesn’t even manage to shoot his arrows to the target, who is stripped of his weapons and his pride is trampled, whose son renounces him and his house, and who dies without even touching a silmaril. Loser behaviour. The only good thing he does is father Celebrimbor.