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so... the nwsl season is almost upon us. so i thought it would be intresting to conduct this little survey now.
Who are you rooting for?
I didnt add bay and utah coz they are new and i only have so many options lol....
can supergirl come back for a few special episodes with the sole purpose of making supercorp canon? Please? Reblog if you’d watch this (so if the powers that be see it, they know they have an audience)
lindsey: look at these dumbasses cheering for us lol
Alyssa: whut..
what are they whispering about? wrong answers only!
somebody needs to convert this into a fanfic...
Christen is cruel if she purposely chose that yoga retreat so that Tobin would be forced to finally do yoga with her after saying no for so many years 😭
She’s trying to make Tobin more flexible isn’t she 🫣 😏
Tobin's Yoga retreat diary
Day 1:
This is humiliating.
Christen's ass looks awesome in yoga pants.
I'm not allowed to sleep next to Christen.
I guess the goal of this retreat is to get flexible enough to spoon yourself.
Day 2:
I Googled, "why is my kidney itching after Yoga". The results did not cease my worry.
Teacher said i have a weak Cobra. I don't know what this means but Christen smiled when the teacher said it so i don't think it's deadly.
Day 3:
Scoped out the place, the guards take 5 minute meditation breaks every 2 hours. Escape plan has been hatched.
Christen wanted to do a guided meditation with donkey's.
It's hard to meditate when a donkey poops on you.
Day 4:
I sneezed during meditation.
The stares that followed unlocked a new fear in me.
Christen's kisses are the only thing keeping me alive.
Day 5:
Tried to escape yesterday.
It did not go well.
I punctured a lung.
Guards put me in the meditation pit.
They lower down food twice a day.
Day 6:
Got spooned by a naked mole-rat.
Christen got jealous and demanded i be released from the pit.
I build a fire pit for us.
Only injured 6 fingers and 3 toes.
Day 7:
TOBY IS FREEEEEE
Injury update
Back is still aching Fingers and toes are sprained Got naked mole-rat fever Lung still punctured Kidney's still itchy Broke three ribs trying to spoon myself
choppaholic5 Orlando Pride Midfielder Simone Charley talks about the impact USWNT Legend Tobin Heath has had on her life
omg when did this happen and why am i finding out just now!
My Roman Empire
that midge, jenna and ali moment was so beautiful and cute! if anyone got it on video pls post it!
wdym? usa is literally stomping on every brazilian foot they can!
FOR FUCK SAKE! I didn't think we could possibly see a team do more acting and injury flopping then Columbia but apparently Brazil is like Nahhh hold my beer.
omg!!! i cant unsee it!
cannot believe Arsenal was like, Tobin left so we signed her clone little sister
brick wall beautiful brick wall
spot the difference
just give alyssa naeher a ballon d'or already.
teirna is on fire! girl is defending that post like her life depends on it.
i bet it sent a chill down lynn and krueger's spine when twila told them to get on that pitch...