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My new favorite hobby is weaponizing my Mom Friend status against my male coworkers, of which there are a surplus because I am A Woman in The Trades. It's hilarious to me. I have been the Mom Friend my entire life and working construction means I've expanded my territory from Mom Friend to Site Mom by virtue of always knowing where things are and also having pain meds and general life advice if you need any. Do you know what happens when you are so aggressively mom-shaped despite not even being 30? All the young guys I work with have subconsciously put me in the mom category of their brains. Do you know what that means? I live and work in the American South. These guys have been raised both socially and culturally to Respect All Mom Figures and I've snuck myself into that classification like a cuckoo in the nest. Like, listen, I can take it and dish it out with the best of them and I'm "one of the guys" 97% of the time, but I have my limits. If they're being dicks to each other and I'm tired of it all I gotta do is look really disapproving and scold them with some classic Mom-isms and it will stop them dead in their tracks. It's a total short circuit of their brains. Not one of these guys has withstood my telling them "manners are free and it costs nothing to be kind." Sometimes I just give them a look and say "Really?" in that tone of voice all moms use when they're completely fed up with you and it makes them straighten up in 10 seconds flat, guaranteed. It's psychological warfare of the highest order. One time I jokingly pulled out a "I'm so disappointed in you" after hearing this barely 18 year old tell some story about being obnoxious in an online game voice chat and it was very obviously a joke but somehow it rattled him so much AT WORK that he later told me he stopped doing it. It's a perfect storm of factors and literally all of them are in my favor. Should I care more about not enforcing gender stereotypes, especially in such a male-dominated field? Probably, but let's be real, the power has completely gone to my head.

Posting some progress on my BOTW landscape! Thanks for looking :)

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN

Please help me if you are able, my cat, my boy duggie, has a lump on his side that is clearly infected and bothering him. It's oozing puss and feels so swollen. Where I live there are only 3 vet offices and none of them are cheap. The lowest one is 159usd for an exam. If you can spare even a little please help. Paypal: @ Goatsgalore96 Venmo @ CallenGGoat Cashapp: $calgoat96

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

hi chat not doing great mentally but it's fine we thug it out

im actively having a breakdown as of typing and posting this

some animal crossing new horizons doodles!!

audie (3rd image), and Human!Audie + Biskit (1st image) was for a member on the acnh discord server!!

the final image was made to showcase a new commission slot on my kofi!

my kofi can be found here!!!

'He chided me-as he often does-for staying up too late. "Don't forget what happened to Icarus," he told me as he packed up his things and left. "He didn't flap hard enough," I replied.'

Passage from Journal 3 that really stuck out to me, so I decided to draw it. Who doesn't love a little hubris?!

Today I hand you Kamata kun, tomorrow? Who knows. Handle with care, it’s in a lot of pain.

Posted using PostyBirb

there really is nothing else like the fusion of meat and machine body horror. radio static but wet and fleshy. wires that resemble veins and veins that resemble wires. bodies as impulses and organs animating the mechanical megastructure like braided nerves. the abject wrongness and grotesque allure of the fusion of person and object, self and other. and needless to say this is sex to me.

Significant otter 🦦🦦

Thought I might share this piece on here too ^-^

anomalomiku. anomikucaris. anomalous shrimpku. Its her freacking birthday !

(Not a gif this time cause it has audio 🔊)

My sister loves to spam the "talk" button when playing with the goat 10/10 experience, accurate goat

every sound i used is from the game, song is Nudism(night version) by River Boy

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Reference (Juncrow by falseknees), comic ver. of the video and gifs⬇️

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Calypso I hate you but I love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you but i love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you

MY GIRL EVAN IS THERE!!!!! MY FIREY STAR BABE!!!!!!!

Artfight day 8! Probably gonna take a break tomorrow bc my hand is starting to hurt lol (31 attacks before I started feeling pain was crazy tho, so proud of that)

links: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Hi! Just a friendly reminder that my commissions are open!

My hours got cut a bit at work so I'm short this paycheck to pay some of my bills :(

Guys I appreciate all the asks in getting about asking to share your profiles and gofundme's but I need y'all to realize

I do not have the audience to help you.

I'm sorry but I barely post on Tumblr, I don't get how the tag system works half the time, and I work a full time job which leaves me very little free time for myself.

Plus I don't know if half of them are scams or not because I keep seeing the same ones over and over

vampire chappell roan save me

this is the story of a man named stanley 🔄

My favourite style of comic <3<3

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

original by @/paprbckparadise on twitter