ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

I love Xavier, but I also love the Slinky joke, and this is funny.

*Nightshades are gathered at the top floor of Ophelia Hall*

Wednesday: once again I am compelled to obey the whims of Enid

Enid: she is surprisingly bad at poker

Wednesday: I am required to grant titles of insidious affection to some of you

Enid: nicknames. I told her to give you nicknames

Wednesday: Ajax, you are dubbed Rocky, for your abilities and your love of 80s movies

Ajax: Yo, Adrian

Wednesday: Barclay, I shall call Barracuda for it being a deadly aquatic beast and Enid's inability to pronounce it

Enid: Barry Coo Duh

Bianca: Huh. I don't hate it

Xavier: You've really grown as a person, Wednesday. I can't wait to hear what you call me.

Enid stepping in front of Wednesday: Oh hey Xavs, let me tell you instead. Your nickname is Slinky

Xavier: What.. I don't understand

Enid: You're not really good for anything, but you bring a smile to my face when I do this

Enid sends Xavier tumbling down the stairs

Bianca: So did not see that coming

Yoko whispering to Wednesday: Please lose more bets

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby