People Say Damian Would Be Rude And Feral To The Paparazzi But I Disagree!! He Knows How To Manipulate.

people say damian would be rude and feral to the paparazzi but i disagree!! he knows how to manipulate. he knows how to hide his secret identity. i think he would be prim and proper and would be gotham’s darling son.

and then one day, dick is going live on instagram and you see damian screaming at tim in the background (unaware of the live) and threatening to impale him on a sword and calling him a string of shakespearean insults.

and then damian becomes a meme. and he hates it.

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳