Id Suck Her Strap So Hard It Would Discolor

I’d suck her strap so hard it would discolor

Enjoy this…lovely fan fic

Shidou x Fem reader

I’ve been besties with Shidou for a long time, we met at the psych ward and we always bit the other patients. Over the years I developed a crush on him, today I was finally going to confess my love for him.

I told him to meet me in front of the mental asylum we were at and he showed up, I was red as a tomato as I stuttered “I-I-I-I-ive been meaning to tell you something for a while…. I-I-I-….. I love you!” It was quite for a moment before shidou responded with..

“Shawty I’m gay im literally getting married to sae” and speaking of sae sae walked in and put on his dog leash and said “come on baby girl let’s go” they began to make out in front of me and sae pulled his dog leash and walked away with shidou.

Happy pride month LMFAOOOO

Hola, Welcome to a new thing I’ll be doing which is pretty much any fandom x reader

What I will be doing: Fluff, angst, smut, scenarios

What I will definitely won’t do in terms of smut: •nothing pedophilic because ew

•No incest because ew

•No feet because ew

•and no piss kink cause ew

Fandoms I will be doing will be in tags

Requests are open go crazy go stupid <3

This is for a horny friend that requested an Asmo smut so here you go📸

Asmo x Trans male reader (but reader has a coochie since my bestie has a coochie)

Warnings: oral (reader receiving), First time, no protection (ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION KIDS), dirty talk, overstimulation

It was your very first 1 year anniversary with your loving boyfriend Asmo, he wanted this anniversary to be an anniversary you’ll never forget.

“Honestly Asmo you shouldn’t have done all of this for me, I haven’t even got you a present yet…” “oh come on y/n you deserve literally everything in the world! Todays our special day remember~?” This year being with Asmo has been the greatest year of your life, it makes you question how In the world you managed to get with the avatar of lust.

“I have one more surprise for you doll~” Jesus there’s more? You two spent almost the whole day together going out shopping, going to dinner, going to a salon together. What could possibly be the last surprise? You giggled before you said “what is it this time dear?” Asmo then grabbed your hand and walked you to his room, it looked different somehow… it looked more romantic

The floor and bed was covered with roses, there was lovely music playing in the background, and the lights just set up the mood even more. It was like out of a cheesy romance movie. “Asmo it’s… it’s beautiful…” “I’ve been meaning to save this moment for something very special, like our anniversary~..” he then kissed you passionately before he stopped saying “Y/n… do you mind if I… take your virginity?” You were shocked. You wanted your first time to be with someone special…

Someone like Asmo. You hesitated for a moment before nodding and saying “of course Asmo… your the only man I would let have my first time… I trust you dear” Asmo looked like the Cupid just shot him in the heart after hearing those words, Asmo then kissed you passionately again. It felt like it was right out of a romance movie, the scenario was so perfect… all the brothers have gone out to do something since Asmo begged them to be out of the house so he can celebrate this anniversary, so it was just the two of us…

Asmo then gently placed me down the bed and stopped kissing me to ask “do you want to be top or bottom darling~?” You paused for a moment and then said you were probably more of a bottom, when it comes to these types of things you never really imagine yourself on top. Asmo then started kissing you all over, starting from your neck giving you hickeys as you lightly moaned.

You don’t even remember when he took off your clothes but he did, as he started kissing you from your neck all the way your thighs giving you hickeys on your inner thighs. “Remember darling, your body is beautiful and you shouldn’t be shy right now… just relax~” he must have realized how shy and nervous you were, but those reassuring words helped you a lot to calm down.

After Asmo was finished with peppering you with kisses, he then finally started licking your pussy. You then immediately arched your back and moaned, this was the very first time you ever felt like this before. Asmo then giggled and said “relax darling you’ll get used to it soon~” he was right you should relax, first times are always nervous. You calmed down as he continued to licking your pussy.

Now you know why he’s the avatar of lust, you’re surprised your even lasting this long from how good he’s eating you out. It lasted for about 2 minutes before you were about to cum, Asmo noticed that and stopped as you whined “Asmo w-why” you panted as Asmo giggled “darling it’s your first time I want your first ever climax to be around my cock~” you were as red as a tomato with those words.

“But first we need to prep you first, I’m probably a little too big for you hun~” he said as he winked, you were a little nervous about that last statement but this is Asmo we’re talking about, you know he’ll reassure you all the way. He then started to put 2 fingers into you which made you immediately moan “A-Asmo faster p-please~..” “My my you have such a way with words dear~” Asmo said as he started to finger you more faster like you said. You started to feel as if your about to cum like before and of course, Asmo removed his fingers.

“I think you’re ready for me now darling, Don’t worry I’ll move when you tell me to~” you’re really glad that Asmo is your first time, these reassuring words has made you less insecure and more calm about your first time. Asmo then slowly entered you which made you flinch. Asmo noticed and said “don’t worry dear, like I said I’ll only move when you tell me to” he didn’t move for a good minute until you finally said “you can move….”

Asmo then set up a steady pace, not too fast but not too slow either. It felt like you were in heaven by how amazing it felt, it feels like a dream somehow…you started to moan out “Asmo please f-faster…” “My your so bold y/n~” Asmo started to go faster which made you louder than before, this feeling was so great you came for the first time but Asmo didn’t stop. “Darling im the avatar of lust, I won’t be satisfied with just one climax~” he then continued as you moaned.

You’ve both been at it for probably 3 hours or so you’re not really sure, but after your 7th climax it was finally over. You were both panting as Asmo said “don’t even move darling I’ll go get the bath ready for you~” Asmo then got up and started a bath for you.

Asmo Really achieved his mission, because you’re never going to forget this night ever.

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To all creepypasta fans

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